Can science make a machine....?
Can science make a machine that takes brown dirt and turn it into white milk?
God did... its called a cow. Science cant reproduce that.
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fundie logic = FAIL!
GO TO SCHOOL DUMBASS!
Not yet, give it time, but anything your god can supposedly do, science either has reproduced, or is pretty close to it. Of course, since there is absolutely no proof whatsoever of your god existing, then science can already do much more than your god can dream of.
Well, in is defense, I think he just skips a step - grass comes out of dirt, goes into cows, milk comes out.
Doesn't make it any less stupid though. I don't get how these people can still think that if they find something that they think science can't explain or scientists can't do, they get to scream "Ha! God did it! God did it! He exists and he is good and Jesus is his son because there are cows! My logic is impeccable!"
It didn't work that way when ancient cultures explain thunder with thunder gods and ocean waves with oceanic gods. It didn't work that way when people explained the stars as twinkly night lights put on the dome around the world by God. Saying "we don't know", "we can't do the same thing" or "we don't understand this" doesn't automatically mean that God must exist and that she is the only answer.
God might exist, but if so, cows are not the proof.
No, but science can put the machine to use to feed humans, and science can build a machine to harvest grain for cereal, and science can let you communicate anywhere in the Internet-connected world in a matter of minutes.
Why couldn't God pull that one off?
Fuck you, you ignorant cunt. I stop posting comments for 2 weeks and I see my username in a fundie post.
And btw, can God make a random whore blow me today? Science can, thank you cocaine.
We can do you one better. We can take the components found in milks as raw materials, and convert them from their raw components into milk.
Cows need more than the nutrients they get from food for Milk. They need water too.
Can religion make a machine out of sand and rocks that sends information all over the world into your home?
Science did it. It's called the internet. Religion can't reproduce that. They can only fill it up with their idiocy.
Archeoptryx:
"Humans(like other mammals) also produce milk."
That's just another lie from the religion of Evilution! Humans are unique and are not mammals or animals. That's why kids go shooting in schools and why terrorists blow themselves up when they are taught how we are just mammals and not images of God. What ever, you will have to face the creator anyway and be judged of what you believe.
Can your god make a promise that he actually intends to keep? Is it even within his supposed power to do so? Can god really heal diseases? Science can. Hmm...I wonder, do you really think fundy logic is logic at all? If so, then moron you are.
Uh, cows eat grass, not dirt.
Science can turn soybeans and rice into milk though. Not very good milk, but a milk-like substance.
The dairy cows we know today are actually the product of selective breeding over many generation to get them to be docile, milk producing farm animals. They wouldn't survive in nature and God had no hand in their creation. Sorry, but like Banana Man, you are FAIL!
Well, as others already said, cows don´t eat dirt. Earthworms do, but they don´t produce milk, just useful compost.
But aside from this I assume we all would wish you to talk to god so he can show us how he produces a cow.
And of course we don´t mean the natural process of reproduction, which is well understood and doesn´t need a god.
Tell god to show us how he creates a cow out of nothing (or out of pure earth).
You should know:
Science depends on reproducability of experiments and if you claim that god made a cow out of nothing, you either have to give us proof in form of fossiles, or at least be able to tell god that he reproduces the experiment, so that it can be proven in this way, that god is able to make cows.
Clown wrote:
"Actually, one Japanese guy patented way to produce vanilla ice cream from cow and human shit. Top that God!"
I don't think you can legally call it "ice cream" if there's no cream in it.
I also hasten to remind everybody that a patent doesn't guarantee that the invention actually works -- it just prevents other people from copying it without the inventor's permission.
Can science make a machine that allows you to instantly and easily communicate with people from all over the world and also provides you with a steady stream of free Japanese schoolgirl porn ??
Yup.
You can keep your God given milk, just drink it warm, straight outta the cow as he intended and I'll go grab a beer from the fridge while I finish downloading Osaka angels 3 from some kid in Germany.
Cows aren't made of dirt.
Cows aren't even made of milk.
They're made of meat, hair, and internal organs.
STOOPIDD.
Can God make a machine....?
Can God make a machine that takes trees and turns it into the book 'The God Delusion'?
Science did...it's called a printing press. God can't reproduce that.
The analogy doesn't work.
If the cow counts as a machine, then so do grass and nitrifying bacteria.
Why does God need THREE machines (or possibly even four) just to make milk? Why would he even need one?
Really bad analogy. So, can you're sky fairy make enough cows out of dirt, have them make enough milk and cheese etc., and feed all the hungry in the world? Didn't think so, he doesn't care about the poor and hungry, I don't give a shit about him.
One, cows don't eat dirt.
Two, cows may produce milk but science found a way to make it safe for cretins like you to drink. Look up "Pasteurized".
Three, God had fuckall to do with it.
Four, I bet you think strawberry milkshakes come from pink cows.
cows don't eat dirt. they eat grass, and other small plants.
And the way cows (and other mammals, including humans) is understood. It's quite possible that we could one day be able to produce true synthetic milk which would be indistinguishable from real milk. We are already able to produce a milk-like substance from soy (although I've never had soymilk so I don't know how close to real milk it tastes).
Er, don't know if any ''farm kids'' have pointed this out yet, but unpasturised, pure milk, warmed via cow boob, is....yellow. Not electric yellow, but it's not white. And, uh. Soy beans might not be *dirt*, but...soy milk still tastes like it, kind of.
Sincerely, lactose intolerant.
PS: i can't even touch cow's milk without getting a rash. Thanks, God!
Oh, and everyone who pointed out soy before me, no, it's not especially good, and the ''regular'' (non-low-fat kind) clings to stuff in a gross way. Through the blessings of sugar, though, they've worked out how to make it cow-y. I find both disgusting. Organic soymilk is worse. I don't know how, but it. Is. Disgusting. It tastes like hippie foot and cat fur.
So many inaccuracies. The cow is not the milk from the dirt, it´s a PRODUCER of that milk. Second, who on Earth told you that the cow is made of dirt?, if I remember well, the Bible is silent on how the animals were made. Dirt ir reserved only to Adam. Keep trying, and you´ll look totally stupid
Lesson 1
A cow ias a vegetarian mammal.
It eats grass or grain, some flowers
It produces milk for its calf
Cows are domesticated animals with some features bred for over the years.
Cows do not convert dirt into milk.
Brown cows do NOT produce chocolate milk.
Women do the same thing basically, just less milk and fewer nipples.
Ah, yes, the 'science doesn't know everything' comment.
What's Dara O'Briain's thoughts on that?
'science knows it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop....just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDYba0m6ztE
science does not need to reproduce cows. Cows manage quite well by themselves, well two cows, or rather a cow and a bull. (yes they are the same animal)
cows do not eat dirt, but grass , which should be green and yummy (to a cow)
Cacao pods are grown in dirt.
From the harvested pods, we get Cocoa Butter.
From this we get Cocoa powder
Add Cocoa powder to the lactational excretions of bovines.
...just consider that, next time you make that mug of hot chocolate, or glass of Nesquik.
And for my next trick, turning Wine into Water. Also, Nanotechnology. NEXT! [/hyper-smartarse] >:D
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