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Are you sure it ? Because I knows [medieval] knights didn't practice any religion, at least as webster defines it. You might have a different definition. Get your facts straight.

xenocide88, ChannelOne.com BBS 10 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Julian

Hmmmm, this needs a new verse for Hadanileth.

If you're stupid and you knows it, wear a helmet!
If you're stupid and you knows it, wear a helmet!
If you're stupid and you knows it
And your mouth really blows shit
If you're stupid and you knows it, wear a helmet!

6/1/2006 6:27:51 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by xenocide88

Because I knows...

People actually conjugate their verbs like this? Holy fuck.

6/1/2006 9:29:17 AM

David D.G.

This poster really needs to read something, almost anything in fact, about the middle ages, and get HIS facts straight; I would recommend Life on a Mediaeval Barony for starters. No, on second thought, he should start with Webster's Dictionary, since he obviously has not read the definition he claims supports his view.

Nearly every facet of European life during that time was saturated with religious belief, and knighthood had even more practices of that nature than most other occupations outside of the Church itself (not even counting religious orders of knighthood, such as the Templars and Hospitalers).

In short, this poster's comment is about as true a statement about history as a pro-ID comment is a true statement about science.


~David D.G.

6/1/2006 2:26:02 PM

The Duelist

Is it even possible to be this stupid and still be sentient?

8/27/2010 10:56:50 AM

Justanotheratheist

Yes, I'm sure it. I have no idea with "it" is, but as long as it's the opposite of what you believe I can't go far wrong.


8/28/2010 1:15:07 AM

Souz

...Nah. Too easy. It's even written in edjumacated slang, for goodness' sake.

3/13/2012 9:18:04 PM

Violet_Beauregarde

Get your English straight. WTF for grammar butchery

3/27/2014 1:28:42 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Fail history much?

7/30/2014 4:42:59 AM

Mark Poe

Dude, playing FATAL does not count as learning European history...

7/30/2014 4:56:16 AM

Anon-e-moose

Are you sure it ? Because I knows [medieval] knights didn't practice any religion, at least as webster defines it. You might have a different definition. Get your facts straight."



In days of old
When knights were bold
And religion not invented
They were pally on horse, with
Atheist Saracens of course
And they were quite contented.

That was a reading from "Selected Poems" by Doug Piranha, who gained his Ph.D in Irony, at the Ernest Pythagoras University of Advanced Sarcasm.

All I can say is, that xenocide(IQ)8.8 here watched "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", and thought it was a documentary; it's the only possible way that this clearly 'Hoemskuled*' twat thinks that those in medieval times weren't religious. And "Monty Python's Life of Brian" - a savage satire of religion itself - appeared after "MPatHG".

*- History clearly not on his curriculum at 'Kitchen Table High'. And I speak as - via doing Genealogical research on my surname - someone who is the descendant of a Norman knight who came to Britain in 1079. [/1066, and all that]

7/30/2014 8:19:54 AM
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