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Quote# 50946

[on abortion]

Murdering isn't good. It kills. When you're killed you die. And when you die you loose a very important part of your life

And that important part is...?

You ability to glorify God.

Hannahjiejie, The Town of Oddysey 84 Comments [11/2/2008 12:42:27 PM]
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Mortok

Well then do I have good news for you! Abortion isn't murder!

11/2/2008 12:44:05 PM

rubber chicken

If God was that bothered, he'd do domething about it.

11/2/2008 12:48:29 PM

tyralen

Some would say that you loose all of your life when you die.

Crazy bastards.

11/2/2008 12:50:29 PM

lol@you

'when you die you lose a very important part of your life.'
Well.. i'd think that you'd lose all your life.. and don't you all like work your way upi to dying so you can be with god?

11/2/2008 12:54:37 PM

a mind far far away

"Murdering isn't good. It kills" No shit.

"When you're killed you die" No shit.

"And when you die you loose a very important part of your life" lolwut?

"And that important part is...? You ability to glorify God." lolwut?

I give this the two shits and two lolwuts award.

11/2/2008 12:56:12 PM

G Zimmer

Someone please, PLEASE tell me how to insert images into my posts!!!!

11/2/2008 1:01:49 PM

aaa

This is what they actually want. More sheep.

11/2/2008 1:02:21 PM

John-in-Oz

Your theology is entirely unorthodox. What are you planning on doing in heaven after death when you're unable to glorify God?

11/2/2008 1:09:22 PM

DayGlow

Brooke Shields, is that you?

11/2/2008 1:24:15 PM

Xotan

Murdering isn't good. It kills.

- Let's be accurate. Murdering doesn't kill. It IS killing.

When you're killed you die.

- Stupidly self-evident. Are you a kindergarten teacher?


And when you die you loose a very important part of your life

- No. When you are killed you lose your life - all of it!

And if Christian are right in their belief that there is a god, then in their afterlife they can continue to glorify their god. No?

BTW, why does god so need to be glorified? A supreme and omnipotent being with a need? Does he have an ego problem?

11/2/2008 1:25:09 PM

Amanda

"And when you die you loose a very important part of your life"

Is she trying to be funny or is she just an idiot?

G Zimmer- I'll pass along what I've learned.

[ IMG ] yourlink [ /IMG ]

minus spaces. Hope that's right.

11/2/2008 1:36:07 PM

Ambrielle

This sounds remarkably like something GWB would say/has said.

11/2/2008 1:38:18 PM



@ DayGlow

I knew this sounded familiar. Troll maybe?

11/2/2008 1:55:49 PM



But murdering people who disobey your God is just peachy. God was well within his rights to order the Israelites to kill all the men and force the women to become their wives when they were invading all those cities in the Bible.
Its like Christians think you have the right to life up until the point you are born. Then they can send you to die in a pointless war or murder you for trivial crimes.

11/2/2008 2:05:37 PM

Horsefeathers

"Murdering isn't good. It kills. When you're killed you die. And when you die you loose a very important part of your life"

DayGlow beat me to the Brooke Shields reference, damn it.

"And that important part is...?

You ability to glorify God."


Isn't that the point of heaven?

11/2/2008 2:28:27 PM

John

The old "God makes robots to worship Him" theory ...

11/2/2008 2:31:54 PM

Princess Rot

Well, if that's all life's worth it's all the more reason to keep abortion legal.

11/2/2008 2:44:51 PM

Rat of Steel

(Amanda)
"Hope that's right."


Indeed, it is.

11/2/2008 2:55:18 PM

Mike

And what about nearly other 5/6ths of the world?

11/2/2008 3:00:36 PM

Duck On Skates

Can't argue with that.

11/2/2008 3:50:35 PM

Sanity

To beat Zimmer to the punch:


11/2/2008 3:51:45 PM

FMG

(damn beat me to it)

Wait! When you are killed you die? This is news to me! I need to rethink my position!

11/2/2008 3:53:03 PM

freako104

Losing your life is the very important part. Not so much praising god. And many were murdered by your religion and did it for your god or so they said.

11/2/2008 3:58:16 PM

i pity the fool

Abortion is not murder. What do these people believe, that a one week old zygot has a developed nervous system so advanced it can be said to have attained personhood?

11/2/2008 4:06:55 PM

Don'tLookBehindYou.

LOLWUT.

Holy crap. i never heard that i would hear this exact sentence again in my life.

11/2/2008 4:30:30 PM
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