[on abortion]
Murdering isn't good. It kills. When you're killed you die. And when you die you loose a very important part of your life
And that important part is...?
You ability to glorify God.
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"Murdering isn't good. It kills" No shit.
"When you're killed you die" No shit.
"And when you die you loose a very important part of your life" lolwut?
"And that important part is...? You ability to glorify God." lolwut?
I give this the two shits and two lolwuts award.
Murdering isn't good. It kills.
- Let's be accurate. Murdering doesn't kill. It IS killing.
When you're killed you die.
- Stupidly self-evident. Are you a kindergarten teacher?
And when you die you loose a very important part of your life
- No. When you are killed you lose your life - all of it!
And if Christian are right in their belief that there is a god, then in their afterlife they can continue to glorify their god. No?
BTW, why does god so need to be glorified? A supreme and omnipotent being with a need? Does he have an ego problem?
"And when you die you loose a very important part of your life"
Is she trying to be funny or is she just an idiot?
G Zimmer- I'll pass along what I've learned.
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"Murdering isn't good. It kills. When you're killed you die. And when you die you loose a very important part of your life"
DayGlow beat me to the Brooke Shields reference, damn it.
"And that important part is...?
You ability to glorify God."
Isn't that the point of heaven?
Next time there's a girl having an abortion why don't you ask the blastocyst what it wants. Oh wait, abortions take place before there is any sort of development in consciousness. Without a functioning brain it's just a collection of cells that can't glorify your God in any way. Someone needs to learn you the facts!
"When you're killed you die."
Oh, is THAT how that works? I needed some clarification on that. For some reason, I thought that when you were killed, you went to Toledo.
I fail to understand how a lump of cells that does not yet possess a functioning nervous system has the ability to glorify anything in the first place. Much less something that does not exist.
Also "PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED!!!" </meme>
"Murdering isn't good. It kills. When you're killed you die. And when you die you loose a very important part of your life."
No shit, Sherlock! Some really profound insights there.
Also, when you die, you end up all the way back at the beginning of the dungeon, unless you have a bottled fairy with you.
I wanted to laugh, but considering that tomorrow (November 4, 2008), the state of Colorado is going to vote on whether or not to declare that a person (with all attendant rights) exists FROM THE MOMENT OF CONCEPTION - which would make abortion murder.
I wonder if they're going to try women who have miscarriages for accidental manslaughter or 2nd degree murder.
I grew up in Colorado, and there are times when I HATE that state ...
"When you're killed you die. And when you die you loose a very important part of your life"
this is bollocks this part has been pinched from a beauty queens speech i've read this in a bill bryson book !!!
Now, now, everyone... let's not take the piss out of today's homeschooling lesson. Fundies learn slowly. We have to be patient with them. Perhaps I could help with a diagram:
Murder = not good
Murder = being killed
Being killed = dying
Dying = losing a very important part of your life... uh, what... I think this one needs a rewrite...
Ah, forget it. They really are idiots.
"When you're killed you die."
"When you die you lose a very important part of your life"
"Murdering isn't good, it kills"
Ever thought of going on Mastermind?
"Our next contestant is Hannahjiejie.
Specialist subject, the fucking obvious."
"And at the end of this round, you have scored no points, giving you a combined total of minus 20"
[on abortion]
"Murdering isn't good."
Then God himself is a murderer (emphasis added):
Hosea 13:16: 'Samaria will be held guilty, For she has rebelled against her God. They will fall by the sword, Their little ones will be dashed in pieces, And their pregnant women will be ripped open. '
God aborted the first child born to David through Bathsheba. To say nothing of all those women with child drowned in the Flood. All those potential lives denied the 'ability to glorify God'.
Thus you worship an abortionist, and therefore a murderer too, Hannahjiejie.
Murdering isn't good? When you're killed you die? When you die you loose (sic) a very important part of your life?
Wow. You learn something new every day. Until he/she fucked it all up with his/her last sentence.
Didn't Brooke Shiels say this part, too?
"And when you die you loose a very important part of your life"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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