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When will the persecution of Kent Hovind end?
My pastur says evolution supports homosexuality, and Kent Hovind should not be jailed for telling people the truth. I did not know that going to a government school that my boy Earl would be exposed to such awful, perverted things. Luckily, my pastur assured us that Kent would be freed and then he had gave each of the boys in the church an exam looking for signs of homosexuality. With a speculum, you can check for odor of semen in the reckum, and know quickly if your son has been exposed to evolution from a public school. PLease free Kent now so he can keep telling truths about it. When will this persecution end?

enuice4jesus, Yahoo Answers 67 Comments [10/30/2008 7:06:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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A Friend

Well if anyone is an expert in homosexuality it would be hovind. I'm sure he does enough rectum sniffing in prison.

10/30/2008 7:09:59 PM

afacelessatheist

This is 100% pure troll.

10/30/2008 7:10:21 PM

Jérôme ^

Big Poe troll?

10/30/2008 7:10:27 PM

myheadhurts

Troll. I laughed.

10/30/2008 7:12:34 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

Can't spell 'pastor', but is ok with 'homosexuality', 'perverted', 'persecution' and 'speculum'. I call Poe.

Otherwise, call the cops now.

10/30/2008 7:15:06 PM

ID82

Poe?

10/30/2008 7:18:23 PM

Shann

Poe. An exceptional, very funny Poe.

10/30/2008 7:18:50 PM

captain hooker

oh wow - that's funny

10/30/2008 7:23:11 PM

Doctor Whom

Poe.

10/30/2008 7:23:38 PM



Holy fuck. I know you guys all think it's this Poe guy, but I didn't put it together right away, and my jaw just dropped. Semen in the reckum? I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

10/30/2008 7:25:24 PM

Old Viking

Well done, indeed.

10/30/2008 7:27:17 PM

CaseAgainstFaith


10/30/2008 7:30:48 PM

Shadoboy

Poe... nobody can be THAT stupid.

10/30/2008 7:32:13 PM

Droppo

That's about the funniest troll I've read in a long time. 10/10. :)

10/30/2008 7:35:52 PM

The L

Eunice, also known as "enuice," has difficulty with such long and complicated words as "pastor" and "rectum," which are far more difficult to spell than "persecution" and "government."

Also, exposure to evolutionary theory and homosexuality are persecution, but inserting a speculum into the anus of an innocent boy is not.

I call Poe.

10/30/2008 7:36:20 PM

Aethernaut

WHAT?!

10/30/2008 7:38:29 PM

ftm_corey

Has to be a poe.

10/30/2008 7:38:59 PM

HoJuSimpson

Troll but goddamn I laughed.

10/30/2008 7:40:06 PM

aaa

Tax evasion is a crime, kid.

10/30/2008 7:42:13 PM

Amanda

This can't be real. Poe.

10/30/2008 7:43:26 PM

IanC

Oh it has to be a troll!

Im laughing over the "check for odor of semen in the reckum, and know quickly if your son has been exposed to evolution from a public school." bit though!

10/30/2008 7:48:00 PM

anevilmeme

Blatantly obvious Poe of the month!

10/30/2008 7:48:48 PM



Please be a Poe. It sure as hell looks like one.

10/30/2008 7:49:15 PM

Ranger Joe

Obvious Troll is Obvious.

Seriously...What the fuck, reviewers? :D

10/30/2008 7:52:18 PM

Mayhem

That's the most awesome poe post I've seen in a long time.

10/30/2008 8:19:43 PM
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