[Commenting on Apple Computer]
Think about their logo. It glorifies sin entering into the world (IMHO).
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First, you need to get out more. Second, many biblical scholars think that the Fruit of Knowledge alluded to in Genesis is actually the pomegranate. Third, your humble opinion means fuck-all to me, so shut up. Have a nice day.
No rubber band on Earth can stretch as much as this pathetic analogy.
Truly, madly, deeply... fundie.
Okay, I'm thinking about their logo.
*brief pause*
It's just a logo. Move along, people, nothing to see here.
Are you really that much of a stupid fucking dipshit? Attention, attention Rapture Retards, let me be the first to clue you in. EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOUR ASININE MYTHOLOGY. Go get drunk or fucked or something.
I always heard it was a quince, or a pomegranate. However, nobody knows for sure, and more importantly, it never happened, so there's probably nothing to know. You better close your eyes when you go through the produce section. Reminders of sin all around you.
You must feel really smart using jesus' hebrew name, 'yeshua'. But, that's about the extent of it. How in the HELL did you get the Apple Computer logo to mean that? What sort of fundy 'logic' does it take to be that fucking stupid. Do you have to work at it, or does it come naturally? Are you born with it; is it some sort of genetic flaw? Do people make fun of your disability? I thought me having Asperger's was bad, this is horrible.
Where in your Bible does it mention that the forbidden fruit was an apple? Chapter and verse, please.
Let me save you some bother, since you haven't taken the trouble to read the bible anyway. You won't actually find it. There is no mention of an apple in Genesis.
Now this should tell you a number of things:
1. Your Pastor got it wrong.
2. You should read the biobkle for yourself - if you can read
3. You have just made a public asshole of yourself.
The mentions of Apple/s are:
Deuteronomy, Psalms, Proverbs, Lamech, Zechariah:
'apple of his eye';
There are other references to apples and apple trees but all in a good and positive sense. Check them out for yourself. It will keep you occupied and might make you actually read the Myth Book.
Heh.
The Church of Satan used nothing but Apple computers when they started thier website. The Church even took the Apple slogan, "Think different" and turned it into "We think too different", and displayed signed that said "Proudly made with Apple computers" all over the site.
The point you ask? When Apple found out, they sued the Church so they would not be associated with Satanism.
The Bible never says that it was an apple, a pear, a banana, whatever. Being a bit presumptuous, aren't ya?
Oh Jesus fucking Christ on a goddamn cracker. *headdesk* I cannot believe how fucking stupid the people at Crapture Ready can be! For starters, there is no evidence that the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was an apple. It could have been some type of fruit that only belonged to that tree. Second, do fundies never eat apples themselves?
As epsilon said on page 2 of the comments (#790700), "The bite in the Apple is because Alan Turing, whose work led to our modern computers, committed suicide by eating a poisoned apple."
To add, Alan Turing was homosexual. This is why Christians think Apple Inc., their computers, operating system, or whatever is evil, not because they think Adam and Eve ate an apple.
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_turing#Prosecution_and_death
lol at the Apple iSin. When can I pre-order?
The babble doesn't mention a Mac or a golden delicious, just the Tree of the Fruit of Knowledge. However, yeshuasavedme believes as fact the pop image of the handsome white man and his beautiful white white standing in a lush Garden munching on an apple while a snake looks on from the tree with a sly look on his face.
@IanC and Andreus:
Linux plx.
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