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[Is God a terrorist for killing all but eight people in the flood?]

Actually he stopped the terror. Everybody was stealing, raping, killing, not one good soul on the planet except for Noah(and him family), if God would allow this to continue wouldn't THAT make him a terrorist?

Jewish Girl, Y! answers 44 Comments [10/30/2008 8:39:45 PM]
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"Everybody was stealing, raping, killing..."

Why did your god create such barbarians?

10/30/2008 8:40:36 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

One good person amongst a planet of uniform evil. What kind of simpleton believes unrealistic, cardboard cut-out fairytale shit like that?

10/30/2008 8:52:25 PM

aaa

Harsh.

10/30/2008 8:58:58 PM



There was a serial killer in South Carolina named PeeWee Gaskins. He claimed that he murdered his neice and her friend to "teach them a lesson about doing drugs". You have just reduced God to PeeWee Gaskins level with that logic. Jewish Girl.

10/30/2008 9:06:14 PM

Senator

Since you believe god put them there to start with ... Terrorist!

10/30/2008 9:07:38 PM

Shadoboy

If god put the crazy apples tree that made them go insane in the first place, yes.

10/30/2008 9:09:30 PM

Old Viking

I'm trying to picture infants stealing, raping and killing.

10/30/2008 9:15:30 PM

Lucilius

God the Vietnam-era military spinmeister: "We had to destroy the planet in order to save it."

10/30/2008 9:23:36 PM

Eden

So what did the billions of animals and plants do evil, that god killed them all alongside the humans?

10/30/2008 9:34:41 PM

hmcook87

Oh, so THATS what we're supposed to to societies that we feel have become immoral, just kill everyone!

10/30/2008 9:54:43 PM

myheadhurts

How exactly can a baby rape someone? Now I know toddlers are little thieving buggers but killing would be difficult given the lack of coordination.

10/30/2008 10:06:22 PM

Zabimaru

Even IF that was excusable... Wouldn't a perfect God have done that in a way that, you know, actually works?

Directly after the flood Noah got drunk and exposed himself and stuff, and things went seriously downhill from there. It doesn't seem like God had any good plan with the flood at all - it completely failed to solve the problem he himself created.

10/30/2008 10:07:20 PM

Amanda

Sounds like God was the biggest killer of them all.

10/30/2008 10:15:02 PM

anonymous

God allowed it to happen in the first place.

Why would a loving, all-powerful God create evil people only to kill them later?

Is he a sadist or just an idiot?

10/30/2008 10:15:51 PM

anevilmeme

Wonder how many unborn babies were killed in the flood?

10/30/2008 10:29:39 PM

Canadiest

And what did the animals do again? Noahs ark is just riddled with unexplained reasoning

10/30/2008 10:35:38 PM

zazugrey

Doesn't that mean God did a pretty crappy (one might even say UN-intelligent) job of designing us?

And where DID Noah put the fish?

10/30/2008 10:37:20 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

George W. Bush would love to have you working as his speech writer.

10/30/2008 10:47:52 PM

Space Helicopter

I always knew God was the last boss in Final Fantasy.

10/30/2008 10:49:44 PM

dworkin

Even the babies were doing all that? Those were rough times indeed.

10/30/2008 10:51:55 PM

a mind far far away

Well, he saved a drunk, and the drunk's family. He probably beat them in his alcoholic rages or something. So it's ok for god to kill everyone, but not for us? I'm pretty sure that makes him a terrorist of the worst kind. Kill them all and let god sort them out? That's a pretty dumb thing.

10/30/2008 11:30:39 PM

werewolf

Where did you learn your religious beliefs? A comic book?

10/30/2008 11:33:33 PM

Jay-Sus

@anevilmeme: Someone should go to Y!Answers and ask that.

10/31/2008 5:33:31 AM

GoFast

"Everybody was stealing, raping, killing, not one good soul on the planet..."

Your Bible says God made us in His image. So logically,...

10/31/2008 5:50:53 AM

Hakar

But God is allowing it to continue right now as well, therefor He is a terrorist.

10/31/2008 7:13:04 AM
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