[Is God a terrorist for killing all but eight people in the flood?]
Actually he stopped the terror. Everybody was stealing, raping, killing, not one good soul on the planet except for Noah(and him family), if God would allow this to continue wouldn't THAT make him a terrorist?
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"Everybody was stealing, raping, killing..."
Why did your god create such barbarians?
Even IF that was excusable... Wouldn't a perfect God have done that in a way that, you know, actually works?
Directly after the flood Noah got drunk and exposed himself and stuff, and things went seriously downhill from there. It doesn't seem like God had any good plan with the flood at all - it completely failed to solve the problem he himself created.
God allowed it to happen in the first place.
Why would a loving, all-powerful God create evil people only to kill them later?
Is he a sadist or just an idiot?
Well, he saved a drunk, and the drunk's family. He probably beat them in his alcoholic rages or something. So it's ok for god to kill everyone, but not for us? I'm pretty sure that makes him a terrorist of the worst kind. Kill them all and let god sort them out? That's a pretty dumb thing.
"Everybody was stealing, raping, killing, not one good soul on the planet..."
Your Bible says God made us in His image. So logically,...
Yeah, it is a good thing no one ever steals, rapes, or kills anymore. God really put his foot down on that one.
Wow it's a good thing we don't have thieves, rapists, murderers, etc.. on the Earth today. Because if we did it would mean that God allowed them continue, and God would be a terrorist.
OK
QED
But no!! he went for the big messy solution: a gesture that wasted a lot of time to be implemented and allowed lots more evil people to mature.
What a loser!!
And that's why we don't have aaaaany sin today, totally not making such a gesture, provided it happened, completely hollow and pointless, not to mention monumentally petty.
So except for the brief period in earth's history whilst Noah repopulated the planet with inbreeding, all this murder, rape and arson has continued without letup, before and after Noah.
if God would allow this to continue wouldn't THAT make him a terrorist?
You said it, JG
@ werewolf
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Yes, God solved the problem by killing all but eight people, selected not for their attributes but for their relationship to the boat builder. Babies, toddlers, grandmas and little sisters, all drowned in God's clever solution. In addition, God's solution included killing almost all animal life on earth, puppies and bunnies who couldn't have possibly sinned. What a great God.
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