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Haha. Just think about it. 15 BILLION years. It sounds like a little kid making it up.

The earth is not that old. It's only thousands of years old, most likely less than 10,000 years old. See, the problem with scientists using the carbon dating method (a method that has been proved to be ineffective) is that they don't believe in such events as the flood which changed the earth dramatically over the course of just 40 days. They believe it took BIILLIONS of years for such changes to occur. That's just not true. God created the earth and it is simply not that old.

Scientists just make things up off of faulty methods to make themselves look like gods.

oremus_fratres, Yahoo Answers 23 Comments [10/31/2008 5:58:13 AM]
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You lack imagination.

10/31/2008 2:14:00 PM

Darwin

Dumbass for jeebus award.

11/3/2008 3:32:12 PM

Grigadil

You give your little goblin-god way too much credit.

Your numbers are also wrong, btw.

11/3/2008 4:01:07 PM

Philbert McAdamia

It sounds like a little kid making it up.

*Ahem*

11/3/2008 5:10:48 PM



Haha. Just think about it. 15 BILLION years. It sounds like a little kid making it up. The earth is not that old.

You're right on that part, it's only 6 billion years old.

11/3/2008 6:26:00 PM

Faxon

And the universe is only 13.7 billion years old.

11/3/2008 6:28:42 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Another F in geology.

11/3/2008 6:29:51 PM

Canadiest

Here's the thing. Most scientists have no intention of being worshipped, nope, most would hate it.

Now, people who preach religion before people, that's their goal

11/3/2008 6:54:17 PM

Godwin's Ghost

Dear Cthulhu, RESEARCH before you try to pull off any argument.

11/3/2008 7:01:45 PM

Thejebusfire

[The earth is not that old. It's only thousands of years old, most likely less than 10,000 years old. ]

No, that sounds like something a child made up. We have rocks older than 10,000 years.


11/4/2008 2:05:52 AM

lupinella

Haha. Just think about it: a religion based around the concept of monotheism as represented by a triple-godhead, one of whom is the son of another, and is sent to our planet to die. This son-god then becomes a zombie and flies into outer space. Leaving humans behind to metaphorically vampirise and cannibalise him as worship. All the while giving total obedience to the single/triple god for fear of eternal torment. It sounds like Jack Chick making it up.

11/4/2008 3:14:12 AM

Mitch

We really have to blame the television here, no scientist in real life have ever tried to persue a title of God, but on television they always say they've been trying to blame God.

Television affects the stupid and therefore fundamentalists get a negative impact from impressions given by television shows.

Why don't atheists stop wasting their money on anti-God advertising and help their pseudo-buddies back at the lab get a good reputation in things that have a strong impression on the stupid, so stupid people will at least try to be reasonable.

11/4/2008 6:33:22 AM



Young earth creationism may be the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. You don't even have to understand evolutionary theory to see that YEC is bullshit... astronomy or geology shoot YEC all to hell. If you believe in YEC, you're dumber than dog shit. Seriously, my cat is smarter than you.

There are living organisms today which are much older than 10,000 years, dumbass.

5/16/2009 3:49:18 PM

Moondog

William of Usher saying the Earth is 6,000 years old sounds like a little kid making it up. Fundies believing it sounds like the little kid's friends believing his story.

5/16/2009 4:28:03 PM

SPAM20

tree rings are an acurate time measurement, everyone agrees that every ring is a year, so you can tell how old the tree is. In callifornia there have been documented 20000 year old trees. so...thats stupid no matter how you put it.

8/11/2009 1:00:26 PM

Kal

And a virgin-born zombie cross adornemnt that was sent down to earth by a magical sky-daddy to forgive all the bad stuff we did doesn't sound the least bit weird to you?

8/15/2009 1:58:23 PM

Caustic Gnostic

@Thejebusfire, we have human artifacts older than 10,000 years.

8/15/2009 5:15:45 PM

The Duelist

Retardation for Jeebus!

8/27/2010 4:18:09 PM

Justanotheratheist

Wow, why would anybody with half a brain not to believe in a global flood which changed the whole planet in 40 days? I can't image, especially when there is soooooooooooo much compelling evidence for it.

And you're right, you did sound like a little kid when you pulled the 15 billion thing out of your poophole.

8/28/2010 12:32:55 AM

Kitourahime

10 000 years?

Australian Aboriginals: we predate time and space by 50000 years.

I mean, apparently.

4/17/2011 9:51:25 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"The earth is not that old. "

The fucking universe isn't that old dipshit.
C14 dating is useless beyond 50,000 years.
Seriously, how do people this stupid find food?

2/13/2012 2:31:18 PM

Anon

Uranium-lead ages on the zircons down the hall: 4.55 ± 0.01 billion years.

Uranium-lead ages on the meteorites one door down from the zircons:
4.567 ± 0.003 billion years.

Observation 1: the oldest known rocks on Earth are 4.55 billion years old.

Observation 2: the oldest bits of solid material known in the solar system are 4.567 billion years old.

Inference: the bulk of the Earth formed between 4.567 and 4.55 billion years ago.

Your Argument Is Invalid.

Also: I see galaxies that are 13.7 billion years old. Earth != Universe.

2/13/2012 3:56:00 PM

Sasha

If you were my little kid telling me this story, I'd get your IQ tested to determine if you were actually retarded.

2/13/2012 6:51:05 PM
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