<Should America Christianize Iran once we're finished with Iraq?>
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Inside every fundie is a gay or bi person waiting to come out of the closet, or else someone who fantasizes about being a tyrannical king/queen, or else a wide range of personal delusions. Our job is to ignore their emotional baggage and get on with our lives, it's not our problem they refuse to deal with reality.
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Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Hah...I doubt that this person is serious.
With a the name "hartman" and the use of this particular line, it's clear this poster was joking. Of course, this is not to say that no one on there took him seriously.
As someone already said...
Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
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Inside every logical fallacy is an unfounded statement, waiting to die from lack of proof.
Show me where this Christian is, on this anatomical chart.
"Our job to to implement it."
Don't tell me, "Because Islam is an evil religion that wants to convert everyone by force."
I thought fundtards were as bad as it got until I discovered YouTards.
I thought YouTards were as bad as it got until I discovered Yahoo!Tards.
Please, please let me be right this time?! I don't think I could stand for there to be a significant number of people more stupid than this.
Well we have to finish with Iraq first, and, since Iraq is becoming less 'christianized' by the day, I'd say that's going to take a while.
ETA: actually I think Me has it right.
If you send me all your money, I'll convert them, I promise.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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