Actually all humans are primates.
That second parts great. "The economy's going down, everyone hates us, and worst of all, there's a black guy running for President." WOW.
10/30/2008 4:11:19 AM
Only half the world? Someone sounds awfully optimistic.
10/30/2008 5:39:25 AM
Primates have always been running this country and always will as long as it exists because HUMANS ARE PRIMATES!
"The economy's tanking, half of the world hates us,"
And whose responsible for that? And what is his party? And what is his skin color (Not that that matters but insisting that the president must be white when a white president just nearly destroyed our country is ludicrous)?
10/30/2008 6:00:43 AM
Now that you think about it: your current president is a primate and he's not doing a good job either. Maybe you should try a president from another biological order.
Octopoda president sounds much cooler.
10/30/2008 6:30:10 AM
Funny, everything he mentioned before Obama was in large part, the fault of a white man.
This moron defeated his own logic.
10/30/2008 6:55:01 AM
'half the world hates us...'
One reason why is staring you in the mirror.
10/30/2008 9:41:05 AM
If Obama gets in the world will hate you that little bit less.
10/30/2008 9:49:08 AM
Do the world a favor and shoot yourself.
10/30/2008 10:42:27 AM
Don't blame me. I'm voting for the duck-billed playtpus candidate
10/30/2008 4:13:54 PM
Yama the Space Fish
Really? You missed out on the chimp who's been running things for the last eight years?
10/30/2008 5:03:47 PM
Well, maybe if Barack Obama becomes president, half of the world won't hate us (because judging from surveys conducted from different countries and Obama's reception in Germany, the rest of the world seems to love him), and maybe his plans for the economy will work. Maybe not. But I still believe that there's a greater chance with Obama as president than McCain.
All humans belong to the primate family, idiot. And all human races belong to the same species. If blacks are primates, then so are whites, Asians, Native Americans, Hispanics, and so on and so forth. Obama's race has nothing to do with his ability to govern well, any more than McCain's race has to do with his leadership ability. So shut the heck up.
10/30/2008 5:48:11 PM
Hey, Alex, every president our nation's ever had was a primate. Every girl you've ever dated is a primate. And guess what? You're a primate too!
Smooth, man, I mean reeeeeeeeeal suave.
10/30/2008 6:26:35 PM
"Never thought I'd see the day....That a PRIMATE would be running this country"
Uh, primates have always run this country, and all others, because WE'RE ALL FUCKING APES.
"The economy's tanking, half of the world hates us"
And whose fault is THAT? Here's a hint: he's white and an idiot.
10/30/2008 6:45:25 PM
Bush looks like a shaved chimp and is about as smart as one and you think Obama is the ape?
10/30/2008 9:47:34 PM
"Sicko Board" indeed.
10/31/2008 7:43:27 PM
Only half? Kid, you couldn't be more wrong.
11/1/2008 4:02:42 AM
11/1/2008 8:55:59 PM
I could have sworn all our presidents have been primates. Maybe not Nixon. He was more of a mustelid.
11/3/2008 11:10:47 PM
"and now it looks like Barack Hussein will be the Head N*igger In Charge.."
You know the whole point of putting astericks in words is to actually CENSOR THEM. If you just stuff 'em in like t*hi*s, it's really pointless.
4/6/2009 5:41:02 PM