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I know that a win by Obama means persecution for the saints. He will pass hate crime laws that will limit Christian speech, close down websites, and force churches to hire gays.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [10/31/2008 1:26:21 AM]
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11/21/2008 7:51:28 AM

Lilith

What does Obama have against the St Kilda Football Club?

11/21/2008 11:43:29 AM



"close down websites"

They're so terrified he's going to close down Rapture Ready and they might have to get some semblance of a life. It's ok, guys, if Obama tries to shut down your site I'll stand with you. I'd have to, you give me so many laughs throughout the course of the day.

11/21/2008 12:10:43 PM

Blackclaw

"Saints" is a Catholic term (and perhaps Greek Orthodox?) and as you nutjobs at RR have decided that Catholics are not Christian, despite the fact that they were Christian long before your wacky brand of Christianity ever existed, I fail to see why Obama persecuting saints is something that would bother you.

I also failed to see "Persecute Saints" in Obama's campaign platform.

And finally, people are only declared saints after they are dead, so I don't think being persecuted would bother them much anyway.

11/21/2008 12:20:21 PM

CailinBan

Will you guys come on and apologise when Obama's 4 or 8 years are up and it hasn't happened? Will you?

11/21/2008 12:21:51 PM



@CailinBan: I highly doubt it.

11/21/2008 11:54:18 PM

Canadiest

Who is feeding them this shit? Is it a desire to have proof of prosecution? Is it the realization their comments are mostly hateful?

Or is it just fear for lying about Obama? Since they're still doing it I can't see the last

11/22/2008 12:09:39 AM

Marc

@Blackclaw: Actually, saints is a biblical term, used to describe all believers in the biblical god. Modern non-denominational Christians use it the same way. Catholics merely limited the scope to those who were exceptionally holy.

11/22/2008 12:12:08 AM

a mind far far away

Or he might do none of those things, and make all you fundy fucktards look really fucking rediculous.

11/22/2008 12:13:29 AM

rw23

> and force churches to hire gays

So there goes your flower-arranging committee.

Sorry, that was tasteless. I apologise.

Fuckwit.

11/22/2008 12:44:06 AM

Punchybird

The president can't do anything he likes as you think. And he does have to think of the rest of the country or he can be impeached. You really think the president weilds more power than he does.

11/22/2008 1:42:06 AM

AuraTwilight

The President isn't an Emperor, dumbass.

11/22/2008 2:15:29 AM

Dr. Quasius

@CailinBan:

They won't. They will claim that they prayed so hard that none of Obama's evil plans came to pass.

11/22/2008 3:31:46 AM

Elia

But New Orleans has had enough to deal with already!

Oh you meant "saints" as in St. Joan of Arc.

11/22/2008 5:11:40 AM

I Read About The Afterlife

Funnily enough, he hasn't done any of this...Crazy, isn't it?

1/22/2010 10:15:36 AM



Hate crime law =/= Persectution of Christians.

That is all.

5/14/2011 2:59:10 PM

Tempus

It's 2011.

Rapture Ready is still open.

Preachers are still roaming college campuses.

No churches have been forced to hire gays.

Try again?


5/14/2011 6:09:29 PM

creativerealms

Six years in and none of these things have happened. Why because they were never going to happen.

5/2/2014 5:52:03 AM

Big Jilm

It already happened, chump. Don't you realize all the Christians have already been rounded up and forced to go on nazi-commie diet fads?

Only the fake Christians, like yourself, were allowed to stay to help propagate the masses about the impending visit from gay alien muslim atheist mexican immigrants in black helicopters.

Your real Christian friends (who are gone now) were right about the Heavy Metal Harry Potter MTV video games all along!

5/2/2014 7:33:40 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I know that a win by Obama means persecution for the saints. He will pass hate crime laws that will limit Christian speech, close down websites, and force churches to hire gays."

Stop it, you're turning me on. >:D

5/2/2014 8:10:01 AM

Swede

Wow, six years later, and in the second term in office for Obama, and none of those things have happened, yet.

How can you persecute long dead people? You can only become a saint after death, to my knowledge.

Fundamentalists, regardless of religion, might be prohibited to spout hatred and lies about minorities, but that's about it.

5/2/2014 9:59:47 AM
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