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Just last night after baseball practice, my 11yr old son and I were driving home when someone almost pulled out in front of us. It could have been a bad accident. After I blew my horn and mumbled to myself about how ignorant some people could be, my 11yr old said "Oh well....we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now." I just looked at him and smiled and said "You're absolutely right son....and we are one day closer." That's something we say around the house frequently. "We're one day closer to Heaven". It's true, and today would be fine with me.

BAC, RaptureReady 63 Comments [10/30/2008 7:58:42 PM]
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#741438
aaa

Words aren't enough for this.

10/30/2008 8:03:11 PM

#741450
Bender Bending Rodriguez

Why not make that day today then? Why did you go against God's will and stay alive?

10/30/2008 8:07:32 PM

#741456
The L

If that's the case, then why haven't you killed yourself yet? After all, you just can't wait to die.

10/30/2008 8:09:22 PM

#741458
TheOutsider

Doesn't BAC mean Blood Alcohol Content?

10/30/2008 8:09:37 PM

#741470
Brain_In_A_Jar

This is creepy and sad in equal measures.

10/30/2008 8:12:59 PM

#741474
Aethernaut

Proud to have indoctrinated a young mind into your death cult?! Sad.

10/30/2008 8:14:24 PM

#741476
ryan charisma

then go, who needs you?

10/30/2008 8:14:51 PM

#741484
Mayhem


10/30/2008 8:16:41 PM

#741502
Fdragon

Gah. Why don't you go ahead and drink the damn koolaid already!

What a horrible thing to do to a child.

10/30/2008 8:23:10 PM

#741513
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Sheesh! And they claim life without gawd is "meaningless."

10/30/2008 8:30:43 PM

#741516
Quantum Mechanic

The sooner your idiot kid is dead the sooner your gene pool will be drained.

10/30/2008 8:31:39 PM

#741527
zazugrey

"One day closer to death" is not a positive attitude, no matter what fun you want to pretend comes after. And yet, these people get offended when their religion is called a death cult.

10/30/2008 8:36:06 PM

#741536
Smells Like a Monkey

It's amazing that you figured out how to procreate.

10/30/2008 8:38:33 PM

#741565
Papabear

BAC: "Yup, I'm a death cult member, and, by golly, I've successfully trained my son to be one too."

Papabear: "Here, hold this while I light the fuse."

10/30/2008 8:47:53 PM

#741577
maevemab

What the fuck?
Someone please take her kids away.

10/30/2008 8:52:02 PM

#741604


Don't buy a word of it. Who the hell has baseball practice for 11 year olds in OCTOBER????

10/30/2008 9:01:16 PM

#741636
Nysrogh

*sigh* having no fear of death is admirable in and of itself... the rest is unnecessary at best and deplorable at worst.

10/30/2008 9:21:19 PM

#741694
Wait. What?

"Fuck you in the fucking neck!"

10/30/2008 9:53:41 PM

#741702
Geno

Being so young with nothing to live for sucks. Having it instilled by your parents is worse. Really, they call atheists nihilistic when they couldn't care less if they live or die..! Idjits.

10/30/2008 9:57:46 PM

#741734
Damen


10/30/2008 10:09:40 PM

#741740
Shadoboy

"Oh well....we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now."


10/30/2008 10:15:05 PM

#741745
Shifty_Eyes

Remember, they're pro-life.

10/30/2008 10:18:22 PM

#741755
myheadhurts

So drive into a tree already.

10/30/2008 10:25:42 PM

#741767
anevilmeme

It's a fucking death cult.

10/30/2008 10:33:03 PM

#741770
anonymous

Ah, if only intelligence were more important to evolutionary fitness.

10/30/2008 10:34:29 PM
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