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Just last night after baseball practice, my 11yr old son and I were driving home when someone almost pulled out in front of us. It could have been a bad accident. After I blew my horn and mumbled to myself about how ignorant some people could be, my 11yr old said "Oh well....we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now." I just looked at him and smiled and said "You're absolutely right son....and we are one day closer." That's something we say around the house frequently. "We're one day closer to Heaven". It's true, and today would be fine with me.

BAC, RaptureReady 63 Comments [10/30/2008 7:58:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
WTF?! || meh

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Words aren't enough for this.

10/30/2008 8:03:11 PM

Bender Bending Rodriguez

Why not make that day today then? Why did you go against God's will and stay alive?

10/30/2008 8:07:32 PM

The L

If that's the case, then why haven't you killed yourself yet? After all, you just can't wait to die.

10/30/2008 8:09:22 PM


Doesn't BAC mean Blood Alcohol Content?

10/30/2008 8:09:37 PM


This is creepy and sad in equal measures.

10/30/2008 8:12:59 PM


Proud to have indoctrinated a young mind into your death cult?! Sad.

10/30/2008 8:14:24 PM

ryan charisma

then go, who needs you?

10/30/2008 8:14:51 PM


10/30/2008 8:16:41 PM


Gah. Why don't you go ahead and drink the damn koolaid already!

What a horrible thing to do to a child.

10/30/2008 8:23:10 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Sheesh! And they claim life without gawd is "meaningless."

10/30/2008 8:30:43 PM

Quantum Mechanic

The sooner your idiot kid is dead the sooner your gene pool will be drained.

10/30/2008 8:31:39 PM


"One day closer to death" is not a positive attitude, no matter what fun you want to pretend comes after. And yet, these people get offended when their religion is called a death cult.

10/30/2008 8:36:06 PM

Smells Like a Monkey

It's amazing that you figured out how to procreate.

10/30/2008 8:38:33 PM


BAC: "Yup, I'm a death cult member, and, by golly, I've successfully trained my son to be one too."

Papabear: "Here, hold this while I light the fuse."

10/30/2008 8:47:53 PM


What the fuck?
Someone please take her kids away.

10/30/2008 8:52:02 PM

Don't buy a word of it. Who the hell has baseball practice for 11 year olds in OCTOBER????

10/30/2008 9:01:16 PM


*sigh* having no fear of death is admirable in and of itself... the rest is unnecessary at best and deplorable at worst.

10/30/2008 9:21:19 PM

Wait. What?

"Fuck you in the fucking neck!"

10/30/2008 9:53:41 PM


Being so young with nothing to live for sucks. Having it instilled by your parents is worse. Really, they call atheists nihilistic when they couldn't care less if they live or die..! Idjits.

10/30/2008 9:57:46 PM


10/30/2008 10:09:40 PM


"Oh well....we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now."

10/30/2008 10:15:05 PM


Remember, they're pro-life.

10/30/2008 10:18:22 PM


So drive into a tree already.

10/30/2008 10:25:42 PM


It's a fucking death cult.

10/30/2008 10:33:03 PM


Ah, if only intelligence were more important to evolutionary fitness.

10/30/2008 10:34:29 PM
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