WOW! What is your secret? I have a 5 year old daughter and a 15month old son and how do you get them sincerely excited about heaven like that. To the point they would leave everything. I know its the Holy Spirit, but WOW!
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OhmyGods, she is jealous of a mother who has poisoned her children against enjoying their lives at a very young age. May you not be so "successful," Rlight, and may these "successes" turn around quickly!
Fundie Mother : Now kids, I know you just got here and you getting used to this whole living thing, but it's time to think about what happens when it's over.
Come on lady, they're kids...They're gonna experience bullshit early enough.
Following is the pre-post to this one...
"Just last night after baseball practice, my 11yr old son and I were driving home when someone almost pulled out in front of us. It could have been a bad accident. After I blew my horn and mumbled to myself about how ignorant some people could be, my 11yr old said "Oh well....we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now." I just looked at him and smiled and said "You're absolutely right son....and we are one day closer." That's something we say around the house frequently. "We're one day closer to Heaven". It's true, and today would be fine with me."
Im thinking that there really isnt much difference between Islamic fundamentalism and Christian fundamentalism with all this talk of actually WANTING TO DIE!!!
the quote:
"2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this reason God will send them strong delusion, that they should believe the lie,"
chills me. The god they worship will deliberately mislead people so he can damn them. Wriggle, wriggle, doesn't change tha sheer evil of it!
"Just last night after baseball practice, my 11yr old son and I were driving home when someone almost pulled out in front of us. It could have been a bad accident. After I blew my horn and mumbled to myself about how ignorant some people could be, my 11yr old said "Oh well....we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now." I just looked at him and smiled and said "You're absolutely right son....and we are one day closer." That's something we say around the house frequently. "We're one day closer to Heaven". It's true, and today would be fine with me."
No wonder they have to be so specific about the "no suicide" thing, that kid's ready to off himself.
Teaching your kids that this wonderful world (which without the RR doomsday cult would be perfect) is going to be completely and utterly destroyed by a god that loves us, that they should despise all that do not believe totally in the Goat-Sodomisers Handbook - sorry, I meant the bible - and be taken to heaven where they can spend 10 eternities singing praises - non stop - to the sky-daddy.
What the Rupture Ready membership needs is a licence to breed.
This is easy to accomplish: deny the child any kind of contact with the outside world and limit all education to include only biblical materials. This will result in a 'god worshipping/fearing child'. It will also result in your child being a sociopath: unable to form basic relationships, unable to empathise, and generally unable to function outside the cult he/she was raised in.
11yr old said "Oh well....we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now."
More utter lies from the 'kids say the darndest things' liars
Make sure they never experience an ounce of joy, telling them that it'll come when God comes to get them?
[EDIT]@Prager
So your typical fundie, then?
"Im thinking that there really isnt much difference between Islamic fundamentalism and Christian fundamentalism with all this talk of actually WANTING TO DIE!!!"
I think that the only difference is that the Rupture Retards aren't willing to take matters into their own hands.
how do you get them ... like that.
Sounds like this nut's kids, even the 15 month old one, aren't buying the shit stories.
"Well, sweetheart, the trick is to associate Jesus with positive things, like being fed and getting to go to sleep. Ungodly behavior, likewise, must be discouraged with beatings and forcing them to bury their pets alive to symbolize getting left behind. ;)"
*vomits* The indoctrination of children is the worst.
Confused?
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