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[On a thread discussing why another fundie is going to stop buying Apple products due to their support for gay marriage]

Think about their logo. It glorifies sin entering into the world (IMHO).

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [10/31/2008 8:46:31 PM]
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No more Macs to you.

11/1/2008 12:04:34 AM



and Google is from god because their slogan is "Don't be Evil". yeah right

11/1/2008 12:06:38 AM

Shadoboy

Oh no! That means eating apple pie is heresy!

11/1/2008 12:27:33 AM



Sigh...Believe it or not, people who aren't rabid, one-track-minded fundamentalists actually have thoughts that have nothing to do with Biblical tales. Sometimes an apple is just an apple.

2/28/2009 12:58:02 PM

ToE the line

I hope none of you fundtards use Windows on your PCs - because that beast Bill Gates is an atheist you know.

Better still - give up PCs and Macs all together - they are of teh debbil.

Linux is probably evil too!

2/28/2009 1:59:01 PM

CailinBan

And the apple wasn't even identified in the bible as the forbidden fruit!

2/28/2009 2:40:08 PM



But I thought the rainbow was a sign of God's covenant with man after the flood? WTF? You people need to come up with a consistent argument.

2/28/2009 4:01:35 PM

MozMode

Well, computers & the Internetz were never mentioned in the Babble. So, are you going to give up on them too?

2/28/2009 4:08:52 PM

Philbert McAdamia

So apples are evil. Sure, and "an apple for teacher" - what does that mean, huh?

>> Huh? <<

Our Miss Brooks was a teacher, and she was played by
EVE Arden

Ooh, those commmies are evilllll. E E V V I I L L L L !!!!!

2/28/2009 4:11:39 PM

piove

You are right. Thank you for opening my eyes!!!
I just poured holy water onto my mac!
And it stopped working!!!
A Miracle!!
Thank you Invisible super-hero what lives in a vaccuum!!

4/11/2009 7:37:28 PM

Table Rock

I can see this getting so crazy that a Christian Computer Company is formed.

4/11/2009 8:26:23 PM

Philbert McAdamia

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Fundie: "Oh noes!!!!1@!!!#11 Science! Sorcery! Witchcraft! Adam and Eve disobeying God! Blasphemers! Talking snakes! Homosexuals! Gay marriage! AAAaarrrrrghhh! Murdering babies!!!!

4/11/2009 8:32:32 PM

Godbuster

I completely understand that you're afraid of the fruit of knowledge.

See what I did there?

6/18/2009 12:39:26 PM

Clown

@Table Rock: In my country, it needs 3 people and 500 euro's to make a company that can do international business. Do you need a partner?

P.s. All apples are evil. Eat tomatoes. Or cherries. Or bananas. Modern bananas are huma- kah, kah God's inteligently designed fruit.

6/18/2009 12:46:03 PM

Grigadil

Next up: the Durian of Fate.

6/18/2009 1:58:58 PM

EvoPagan

No apples, apple pie, apple juice or Apple Jacks for this one then. More for me!

6/18/2009 3:35:34 PM

Elia

Oh everything glorifies sin, according to fundies. Just drink the flavor-aid already if you're that miserable and paranoid and don't think modern science can help.

6/18/2009 4:13:39 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I SEE IT

6/26/2009 6:57:49 PM

The Duelist

What, it symbolizes the naked rib-woman eating the magic fruit because the talking snake told her to? Uh Huh. Keep telling yourself that.

8/27/2010 3:16:48 PM

Justanotheratheist

To paraphrase Freud, "sometimes an apple is just an apple." For fuck's sakes, do you idiots stay up at night making up shit like this?

You'd better stay away from bananas, too. To a twisted mind they could be considered phallic.

8/28/2010 12:53:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

[On a thread discussing why another fundie is going to stop buying Apple products due to their support for gay marriage]

"Think about their logo. It glorifies sin entering into the world (IMHO)."

Think differently then. Buy a PC. Oh yes, that's right. The ultimate development of what we know as the home computer (and not just PCs; Amigas, Atari STs, BBC Micros, Sinclair ZX-80/81s & Spectrums etc) stems from the research and innovations of Alan Turing. Who was a homosexual.

Well, that's you fucked then, yeshuasavedme. That PC you have was essentially invented by a gay man. Better throw it away then. That means you, everyone on Ruptured Retards.

8/28/2010 9:54:23 AM

Canadiest

Abd here I thought they hated the Beatles because of their liberal music, maybe it's just their record label. They must really hate shopping in all them Satanic supermarkets.

Do fundies cower from and avoid apples?
Sadly, it wouldn't surprise me

8/29/2010 5:16:34 AM

Angua

I grew up working with PCs and have been going through the frustrating (for me, at least) experience of trying to figure out how to use a Mac. This makes all my frustration and anger at the my Mac laptop worth it.

8/29/2010 4:03:47 PM

anti-nonsense

It wasn't an apple FFS, it was a fig or something. I don't think they even had apples in the middle east then.

8/29/2010 4:08:46 PM

Rapax Pringer

So Macs are of the devil?

... Wow. That actually makes sense.

9/1/2010 6:47:29 AM
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