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We can not question God.

He tells us in his word that murder is wrong!!

And if God kills a baby - It is all part of his wonderful plan. We can not question it at all! You are trying to make God evil, but his plans are in our best interests!

Bride of Jesus, Yahoo! Answers 43 Comments [10/30/2008 6:48:31 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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HoJuSimpson

Keep drinking the Kool-Aid.

10/30/2008 6:52:10 PM

Eden

Of course...
god cannot do wrong.
If he behaves like an arsehole, killing people for even minor things, showing clear favoritism (with his favorites don´t have to adhere to the same rules as normal people) and orders genocides (like in so many passages of the old testament), this isn´t a bad thing but just part of his wonderful plan, in contrast to the situation, if humans do the same thing ;)

10/30/2008 6:54:51 PM

mika

The parents of the dead baby might not be that understanding of the great plan

10/30/2008 6:57:31 PM

Hammurabi

God's a dick

10/30/2008 6:58:53 PM

enna

Pretentious, ignorant little cuntflap.

10/30/2008 7:07:29 PM

ArcWolf

"Our best interests"? Is that anything like "the greater good" or "the ends justifies the means"? I'm pretty sure human history is peppered with people that thought exactly the same thing. It showed us all that "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions." I won't condem God, but rather hold in contempt those that claim to speak for him.

10/30/2008 7:09:38 PM

Doctor Whom

Are we sure she's not a troll?

10/30/2008 7:10:19 PM

freako104

So then the slaughter of the villages, the Crusuades, the Inquisition, the bombings of abortion clinics and gay bars

10/30/2008 7:16:24 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

We don't have to try to make God evil; you funditards are doing a fine job of that all on your own.

10/30/2008 7:20:17 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

God said that "thou shalt not kill" because killing is an abomination to him.

Therefore, KILLING IS A FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HIM.

It does not fucking matter if he does it or we do it. Him doing it does not make it "okay." The only thing it does is make your god a hypocrite of the highest order.

10/30/2008 7:20:23 PM

aaa

You're bonkers.

10/30/2008 7:29:12 PM

Pedantic Twit

This one's brain is irredeemable.

10/30/2008 7:37:28 PM

myheadhurts

Questioning authority, keeps authority on the straight and narrow. Several bible characters questioned god and the bible god was willing to hear them out. So based on your own book, your full of shit.

Truth for Authority, not Authority for Truth!!

10/30/2008 7:40:23 PM

Headache

Here is a list of around 900 different bible section/verses, all are about the cruelty of your god:
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/cruelty/long.html

10/30/2008 7:40:38 PM

Cirno

"When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal."
— Richard Nixon

10/30/2008 7:43:13 PM

Old Viking

So you admit that morality is relative?

10/30/2008 7:46:15 PM

Shadoboy

He's like the dad who says to his son "smoking is bad" with a cigarrete in his mouth.

10/30/2008 7:53:24 PM

Devonian

And here I thought Christians were against killing babies... or maybe that's only when they're in the womb...

10/30/2008 7:54:22 PM

anonymous

God moves in mysterious ways, abortions are clearly part of His divine plan.

10/30/2008 7:58:15 PM

The L

Translation: "Is there evil in the world, and the LORD hath not done it?"

10/30/2008 8:06:23 PM

Mark

"And if God kills a baby - It is all part of his wonderful plan."

That part right there makes it look like a poe. If it's not, someone clearly needs a lobotomy.

10/30/2008 8:32:30 PM



"We can not question God."

The hell I can't.


"He tells us in his word that murder is wrong!!"
"And if God kills a baby - It is all part of his wonderful plan."

In other words, he's above the law? And you guys always accuse us of having "shifty ethics."

10/30/2008 8:43:58 PM

G Zimmer

Mindless drones for Jeebus!

10/31/2008 1:16:29 AM

Thinking Allowed

So it's the double standard with god? What an asshole.

10/31/2008 6:29:28 AM

Lulzmonger

It seems that the man is a asshole.

10/31/2008 6:43:09 AM
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