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Quote# 51033

We can not question God.

He tells us in his word that murder is wrong!!

And if God kills a baby - It is all part of his wonderful plan. We can not question it at all! You are trying to make God evil, but his plans are in our best interests!

Bride of Jesus, Yahoo! Answers 37 Comments [10/30/2008 6:48:31 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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#741252
HoJuSimpson

Keep drinking the Kool-Aid.

10/30/2008 6:52:10 PM

#741253
Eden

Of course...
god cannot do wrong.
If he behaves like an arsehole, killing people for even minor things, showing clear favoritism (with his favorites don´t have to adhere to the same rules as normal people) and orders genocides (like in so many passages of the old testament), this isn´t a bad thing but just part of his wonderful plan, in contrast to the situation, if humans do the same thing ;)

10/30/2008 6:54:51 PM

#741256
mika

The parents of the dead baby might not be that understanding of the great plan

10/30/2008 6:57:31 PM

#741259
Hammurabi

God's a dick

10/30/2008 6:58:53 PM

#741271
enna

Pretentious, ignorant little cuntflap.

10/30/2008 7:07:29 PM

#741275
ArcWolf

"Our best interests"? Is that anything like "the greater good" or "the ends justifies the means"? I'm pretty sure human history is peppered with people that thought exactly the same thing. It showed us all that "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions." I won't condem God, but rather hold in contempt those that claim to speak for him.

10/30/2008 7:09:38 PM

#741278
Doctor Whom

Are we sure she's not a troll?

10/30/2008 7:10:19 PM

#741291
freako104

So then the slaughter of the villages, the Crusuades, the Inquisition, the bombings of abortion clinics and gay bars

10/30/2008 7:16:24 PM

#741301
Jezebel's Evil Sister

We don't have to try to make God evil; you funditards are doing a fine job of that all on your own.

10/30/2008 7:20:17 PM

#741302
Dark_Lord_Prime

God said that "thou shalt not kill" because killing is an abomination to him.

Therefore, KILLING IS A FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HIM.

It does not fucking matter if he does it or we do it. Him doing it does not make it "okay." The only thing it does is make your god a hypocrite of the highest order.

10/30/2008 7:20:23 PM

#741327
aaa

You're bonkers.

10/30/2008 7:29:12 PM

#741365
Pedantic Twit

This one's brain is irredeemable.

10/30/2008 7:37:28 PM

#741377
myheadhurts

Questioning authority, keeps authority on the straight and narrow. Several bible characters questioned god and the bible god was willing to hear them out. So based on your own book, your full of shit.

Truth for Authority, not Authority for Truth!!

10/30/2008 7:40:23 PM

#741378
Headache

Here is a list of around 900 different bible section/verses, all are about the cruelty of your god:
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/cruelty/long.html

10/30/2008 7:40:38 PM

#741386
Cirno

"When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal."
— Richard Nixon

10/30/2008 7:43:13 PM

#741399
Old Viking

So you admit that morality is relative?

10/30/2008 7:46:15 PM

#741418
Shadoboy

He's like the dad who says to his son "smoking is bad" with a cigarrete in his mouth.

10/30/2008 7:53:24 PM

#741421
Devonian

And here I thought Christians were against killing babies... or maybe that's only when they're in the womb...

10/30/2008 7:54:22 PM

#741431
anonymous

God moves in mysterious ways, abortions are clearly part of His divine plan.

10/30/2008 7:58:15 PM

#741446
The L

Translation: "Is there evil in the world, and the LORD hath not done it?"

10/30/2008 8:06:23 PM

#741519
Mark

"And if God kills a baby - It is all part of his wonderful plan."

That part right there makes it look like a poe. If it's not, someone clearly needs a lobotomy.

10/30/2008 8:32:30 PM

#741554


"We can not question God."

The hell I can't.


"He tells us in his word that murder is wrong!!"
"And if God kills a baby - It is all part of his wonderful plan."

In other words, he's above the law? And you guys always accuse us of having "shifty ethics."

10/30/2008 8:43:58 PM

#742010
G Zimmer

Mindless drones for Jeebus!

10/31/2008 1:16:29 AM

#742174
Thinking Allowed

So it's the double standard with god? What an asshole.

10/31/2008 6:29:28 AM

#742180
Lulzmonger

It seems that the man is a asshole.

10/31/2008 6:43:09 AM
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