Return of Lithp: Lithp'th Revength! Coming Thoon, in more wayth than one!
Okay, now that I've dramatically announced my eventual return to commenting (as though any of you even noticed I was gone)m I"d like to comment on this:
Agreed: Once they're teenagers, it's pretty much pedophelia.
Found innocent: What...the fuck...?
Ruined him financially...ruined his family: And you don't blame him even SLIGHTLY? You people have some fucked up priorities, you know that?
Family is Fractured: Gee, could that be because you idiots are wrong about it being "for the greater good," & she's honestly afraid of being abused? It isn't always "a problem child rebelling," you know!
They have 5 kids: So they're breeders. Just keep poppin' out kids, & to Hell with their psychological health, huh? So long as it keeps Jay-Sus Jeezus (sorry there, Jay-sus, didn't see you up there[/lame pun]) happy!
I know this pastor...wonderful Christian parents: The fact that you put the religion of the parent as a prerequisite to being good parents makes you an asshole who WOULD agree with this type of domestic abuse.
Running with boys...wits end: Then maybe he should call the fucking cops if he thinks something's going on, & they could investigate the possibility that they're sexual predators. Although, you know, seeing that she probably goes to Jr. High School, it isn't unheard of for her to have Seniors for friends. This isn't friggin' grade school where you get out every day after lunch & have half an hour to play on the spider jungle gym, you know. In any case, "at wits end" is never an excuse. "Your honor, I killed that man because I needed a drug fix, & my wife left me for him, & he made sexual comments to me at the bar, & he called me an asshole for stalking her & trying to win her back, & I was at my wits end!" "Oh...not guilty!" Yeah. Doesn't happen.
Sneaking out of the house: Take her cell phone, or something.
Couple of bruises...pattern: Okay, so BURST BLOOD VESSELS on one of the more highly sensitive regions of skin isn't a bad thing? And a PATTERN? Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? She has to get the shit beat out of her 3, 4, maybe 5 or more times before he should be arrested? Get the fuck out of here! You have NO idea how prevention works!
This country is going down the tubes: I agree. See the above paragraph, & then promptly GTFO. You & your "wonderful Christian parent" friends. The daughter can stay. And if you don't GTFO, I hope someone makes sure you DIAF.
Ahhh...I think my little vacation has done wonders, & when I come back, I'll finally be able to enjoy my Fundie-bashing once again!