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We're even alive because God lets our heart keep beating.

Charity4Ever, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


Guess that explains why my grandfather has had 4 heart attacks. Damn you doctors for blaming it on cholesterol!

2/2/2007 4:07:59 AM

David D.G.

Then I guess that most of us could be immortal (short of collossal body damage that does us in), except that God makes sure to kill each and every one of us, sooner or later, by stopping our hearts. Is that it? Are you simply saying that God is the ultimate murderer of humanity?

~David D.G.

2/2/2007 5:14:48 AM


SO god is killing us all by stopping our hearts?

2/2/2007 5:31:17 AM



I thought it was our basic body systems that kept our heart beating.

Go figure.

2/2/2007 1:57:30 PM


So, God is a worse mass-murderer than HITLER?

2/2/2007 4:28:36 PM


Why don't you ask God to stop it then? Chances are it'll keep going because your delusional and you'll realize your wrong, or you'll die. Either way I win. Yay!

2/2/2007 4:38:41 PM

The Duelist

Right, and He holds the whole world in his hands too... in Retardistan, your home country.

8/27/2010 10:45:23 AM

Often Partisan

Nice heart you got there. Would be a shame if...something happened to it...


10/14/2012 4:08:32 PM