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I am soooo embarrased and disgusted in a majority of Americans. At least you all aren’t afraid to admit who you worship and who is your God, ‘Obama’.

As for me there is only one God even the Father of Jesus Christ. And you Barrack Hussain OBama cannot fool his diciples. Enjoy Obama, you were prophesied of. The Anti-Christ. What? people thought he would have horns or something? No, Satan is way to cunning for that…he know the lusts and weakness of man kind. Only those with a true testimony of Christ will see threw him. Obama will have his reward on earth and burn in hell for eterntity.

I am sad for my brothers and sisters of this world…you are all that but I am excited to be apart of ushering in these last days. Glory be to GOD!!!!!

McCain/Palin

laura, Fox News 51 Comments [11/2/2008 1:39:50 AM]
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Old Viking

The sort of clear thinking I expect from a McCain/Palin supporter.

11/2/2008 1:43:12 AM

Rislone

Taking bets on English as a first language.

Well since you seem to be so keen on what the Anti-Christ looks like please enlighten us, oh wait ... you meant black, gotcha.

11/2/2008 1:43:25 AM

GreenEyedLilo

"He seems smart, he's better than McCain, and he won't embarrass us as badly as Bush" is not a declaration of worship.

And actually, by what I will generously call her "logic," it should be us Obama voters who should be "excited to be [a part] of ushering in these last days," since we would after all supposedly be voting for the antichrist.

11/2/2008 1:44:16 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Funny how, four or eight years from now when there's a new election, you'll most certainly be accusing the candidate you dislike of being the antichrist, having forgotten completely about Barrack Obama.

11/2/2008 1:44:55 AM

Illuminatalie

It's sad that you're over the age of 12 and think like this.

11/2/2008 1:48:58 AM

Porky Pine

Drink your Kool-aid and get out of here.

11/2/2008 1:54:32 AM

Detrs

"see threw?"

Whatever.

11/2/2008 2:23:44 AM



That's your next president you're talking about. Little respect, please!

11/2/2008 2:37:40 AM

Thejebusfire

"At least you all aren’t afraid to admit who you worship and who is your God, ‘Obama’."

Obama is christian.

11/2/2008 2:54:50 AM

Jay-Sus

I always though Emporer Nero was the antichrist. Why am I the only one who thinks so?

11/2/2008 2:57:21 AM

Sasha

At least you all aren’t afraid to admit who you worship and who is your God, ‘Obama’.

You have a feeble grasp of the concept of "worship," don't you? Unsurprising for a fundie. I'm going to vote for him, not burn a fatted calf on his altar.

11/2/2008 3:04:58 AM



saint sarah ftw

11/2/2008 3:22:45 AM

AuraTwilight

Well, Obama is real. That's one more point for Godhood he has over yours.

11/2/2008 3:48:38 AM

Mortok

Even if he were the antichrist, I'd still prefer him over Mcain/Palin.

11/2/2008 3:56:34 AM

WMDKitty

Ah, Fox Noise. I haven't missed you a bit!

11/2/2008 4:40:06 AM



There is only one man that I worship, and that man is Stephen Colbert.

11/2/2008 5:06:43 AM

Shadoboy

You just redefined the concept of "Batshit insane".

11/2/2008 5:32:33 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

@#791623: "That's your next president you're talking about. Little respect, please!"

Looks like as little respect as she can muster, to me. ;)

11/2/2008 5:36:17 AM

Laura

You assholes wouldn't recognize evil if it was sitting on your face.

11/2/2008 5:43:49 AM

Generic Human Fleshbot

I would rather vote in the antichrist than Palin. No joke. The guy COULD have fucking horns, and I would still never vote for anything with Palin on it.

11/2/2008 6:00:16 AM

Panz

You just redefined the concept of "Batshit insane".


Quit insulting batshit

11/2/2008 6:27:13 AM

The Jamo

So Obama will go to hell because you don't agree with him? Why shouldn't YOU go to hell for that? Plus, isn't everything that happens the will of your god anyway? If Obama gets elected then your god obviously willed it so.

11/2/2008 6:30:30 AM

LOLWUT

Christians don't believe in the timecube, but they are just as crazy. They're grownups who believe in Satan, God, angels, heaven and hell... Come on. No one is that stupid and ignorant, surely? Good.

11/2/2008 6:36:57 AM

David

English is my 5th language. Laura, can you please get someone to add sub-titles to this gobbledegook?
Pox Nudes for the sheeple!

Breaking News!!! George Carlin has taken over St. Peters' job at the pearly gates.

11/2/2008 6:38:52 AM

John-in-Oz

Whether sincere or fraudulent, this is a perfect demonstration of Poe's law.

11/2/2008 7:13:28 AM
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