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I'm a proud hardcore Conservative. Sorry if you don't like this but we need money to fund our war... Gods war.

Femaleavatar, WoW Offtopic 42 Comments [11/4/2008 3:01:55 AM]
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Thejebusfire

This isn't "god's war" it's Bush's war.

11/4/2008 3:03:36 AM

Mortok

Well, God is known for waging war on people for no good reason.

11/4/2008 3:15:31 AM

wombat

It's God's war, alright... the god OF war, maybe

11/4/2008 3:18:50 AM

A Friend

Well then maybe your little fundie self can join one of the branches of the armed forces if you really believe in "God's War".

11/4/2008 3:23:56 AM

Osiris

Fuck.

11/4/2008 3:37:26 AM

furtherfall

Holy wars are soo 11th century.

11/4/2008 3:40:43 AM

Booley

Yeah, that will convince those people who think American fundies are as war mongering as those in the middle east that that is not the case.

11/4/2008 3:45:55 AM

mike-mike

Find all of "its" other quotes. They are even stupider than this.

11/4/2008 3:47:20 AM

agentCDE

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

11/4/2008 3:48:11 AM

Horsefeathers

"Sorry if you don't like this but we need money to fund our war... Gods war."

I suggest god foot the bill then.

11/4/2008 3:54:22 AM

Allegory for Jesus

God's war? Wow. God is more of a retard than I thought.

11/4/2008 4:32:02 AM

Logos Invictus

I'm sorry, this is from the WoW forums so all I can think is "Goldfarming for Jesus"?

11/4/2008 4:37:08 AM

Old Viking

What Horsefeathers says. Let God fund it.

11/4/2008 4:42:33 AM

Dazzlingly clean scarlet

So, no money for sick, handicapped, elderly, mentally ill etc. Just what Jesus taught. Wait...

11/4/2008 4:44:20 AM


Beeblebrox

...our war... Gods war.

Which arm of the service is Jehovah serving with?

11/4/2008 5:26:53 AM

Jay-Sus

Bush is God now?

11/4/2008 5:36:19 AM

M.M.

Gods war.

God doesn't like it when you blame your problems on him.

11/4/2008 5:37:03 AM

a mind far far away

God's war? Funny, that's exactly what the fundy muslims are saying. So religion is the cause of this war. And I think you meant to say that you are a proud, 'hard' conservative. The only thing you are is batshit crazy. Why don't you get off your computer and go over to Iraq and fight, and take your family with you, it'll be like a vacation. Moron

11/4/2008 5:37:45 AM

Femaleavatar

If I wasn't such a first class slattern, I'd have an extra few minutes to get my head and my ass wired together on this one.

11/4/2008 5:56:49 AM

shriekback

Sarah Palin, is that you?

11/4/2008 6:09:54 AM

Porky Pine

I think that this post was made with tongue planted firmly in cheek.

11/4/2008 6:16:45 AM

Mitch

God doesn't need your money, your government using God as an excuse needs your money.

11/4/2008 6:18:17 AM

myheadhurts

Would that be the XXX version of Conservative?

11/4/2008 6:29:51 AM

evilred

Well, Bush is a little tin god...

11/4/2008 7:16:47 AM
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