Christian Love for 100, Alex.
12/24/2008 11:09:20 PM
Just spreadin' the love...
12/24/2008 11:16:23 PM
Have fun with letter bombs!
12/24/2008 11:18:02 PM
a mind far far away
You're kidding me. Dr. HANDS? Some moron named Dr. Hands is bitching about homosexuality, and begging for money? If I weren't so tired, I know there's a joke here somewhere, I just can't find it.
12/25/2008 12:16:50 AM
There have got to be a lot of funny doctor names out there. I once went to a Dr. Graves and a buddy of mine's doc is Dick Holder. No, these aren't Dr. Bennett and Ben Dover, Proctologist.
12/25/2008 12:50:23 AM
I suppose it's only appropriate that Dr. Hands would ask for love offerings.
12/25/2008 1:19:02 AM
So he spouts off about homosexuality and then demands mailings of "love offerings." Yeah. I think we all know what he means.
12/25/2008 6:22:31 AM
b. beau brinker
Fred Phelps is better at this routine. Try harder, Mikey.
Though when I hear "Dr. Hands" I think of this.
12/25/2008 7:15:11 AM
For the record, no dykes have been seducing me lately, though god knows I've been trying :(
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians! :D
12/25/2008 5:44:32 PM
"unnatural dog-like sex acts"
maybe this is exactly what we all LIKE about dogs.
BUTTSECKS, and CROTCH-SNIFFING/LICKING, and HUMPING, and then much happy, happy tail wagging.(what i'm really saying is that this is what *I* like about dogs.)
anyway, you'd never publically and viciously revile a dog for being an occasionally VERY sexual being with it's own tastes ...
last note: for the record, a lesbian as been unknowingly seducing me for some time. imagine here that i'm grinning like the grinch.
12/25/2008 7:46:08 PM
My next-door neighbor's irascible, toolbox-wielding, pickup-truck driving partner would like a word with you.
12/26/2008 4:08:10 AM
I did it for the lulz
O RLY. Didn't know I offened you that much.
This guy is so far back in the closet that he is one foot in narnia.
12/26/2008 4:11:47 AM
Lemme guess, your favorite book after the bible is "Mein Kampf".
I know I just committed Godwin, but dammit, he sounds EXACTLY like Hitler, what am I supposed to do?
6/18/2009 12:44:06 PM
It's okay, Herr Dr. Hands, The homos aren't going to get you, now why don't you go back to masturbating to footage of Klan rallies?
7/1/2009 5:34:30 PM
Is this an anagram for Ted Haggard, Paul Barnes, Lonnie Latham, or George Rekers, or is he going for the quinella?
6/21/2010 11:45:42 AM
"Christian Love" will be covered in our new textbook, class. It's called Genocide & Mass Murder 101, also known as the "Bible".
8/27/2010 3:21:33 PM
Christian Love - a bigger oxymoron than Dry Water or Vegetarian Lion.
8/28/2010 12:47:40 AM
This person is so full of hate it breaks my heart. You will be judged for misrepresenting the Lord Jesus Christ and taking His name in vain.
9/24/2010 12:49:52 AM
yeah you're right.everything about queers is rotten and sick.why do they get all these equal rights?even the queers know they are sick but want to con you into thinking they are as good as you.the biggest haters of queers are queers.queers make queers sick!
11/27/2010 6:18:27 AM
somebody really wants to touch some cock
11/27/2010 7:39:44 AM
Is Mr. Hands describing himself crazy post?
11/27/2010 7:45:40 AM
Suddenly I have strong inclination to jackoff furiously into a package and send it to the good doctor as a love offering...
11/27/2010 11:33:09 AM
Feel that Christian Love!
11/29/2010 12:48:25 AM
For some reason, you didn't realise it when Haggard came out.
3/9/2011 5:04:17 AM
"... only conversion by the blood of Jesus can reverse the fag’s hell-bound plunge."
Cannibalism is okay but loving someone of the same gender isn't? Gotcha! Thanks for clearing that up. :)
4/29/2011 3:03:07 PM