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Queers are deviant, effeminate, HIV positive, Aids infected, rotten plague carrying man-devils.

Queers are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, depressed, neurotic socio-paths and only conversion by the blood of Jesus can reverse the fag’s hell-bound plunge.

Dykes seduce wives, daughters, infants and beasts for their unnatural dog-like sex acts and are consumed with so much lust of the flesh they cannot express normal love.

Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other, animals, dead bodies of humans and refusing to worship Jesus as Lord will damn all fags to the eternal lake of fire with Satan.

It is acceptable for the righteous to heap words of filth upon the obscene dyke/fag and when seen in public ridicule and rebuke them; this will please the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.


[Much, much later on:]

SEND YOUR LOVE OFFERINGS TO:

DR. R. M. HANDS

POB 1505

WILMINGTON, CA 90748

R. Michael Hands, Th.D., Last Chance Rescue Mission, Wilmington, CA 44 Comments [10/31/2008 6:56:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 25
Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Kris

Christian Love for 100, Alex.

12/24/2008 11:09:20 PM

Zap

Just spreadin' the love...

12/24/2008 11:16:23 PM

aaa

Have fun with letter bombs!

12/24/2008 11:18:02 PM

a mind far far away

You're kidding me. Dr. HANDS? Some moron named Dr. Hands is bitching about homosexuality, and begging for money? If I weren't so tired, I know there's a joke here somewhere, I just can't find it.

12/25/2008 12:16:50 AM

Philbert McAdamia

There have got to be a lot of funny doctor names out there. I once went to a Dr. Graves and a buddy of mine's doc is Dick Holder. No, these aren't Dr. Bennett and Ben Dover, Proctologist.

12/25/2008 12:50:23 AM

MM

I suppose it's only appropriate that Dr. Hands would ask for love offerings.

12/25/2008 1:19:02 AM

Ysidro

So he spouts off about homosexuality and then demands mailings of "love offerings." Yeah. I think we all know what he means.

12/25/2008 6:22:31 AM

b. beau brinker

Fred Phelps is better at this routine. Try harder, Mikey.

Though when I hear "Dr. Hands" I think of this.

12/25/2008 7:15:11 AM



For the record, no dykes have been seducing me lately, though god knows I've been trying :(
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians! :D
<3

12/25/2008 5:44:32 PM

ogre

"unnatural dog-like sex acts"

maybe this is exactly what we all LIKE about dogs.
BUTTSECKS, and CROTCH-SNIFFING/LICKING, and HUMPING, and then much happy, happy tail wagging.(what i'm really saying is that this is what *I* like about dogs.)

anyway, you'd never publically and viciously revile a dog for being an occasionally VERY sexual being with it's own tastes ...

last note: for the record, a lesbian as been unknowingly seducing me for some time. imagine here that i'm grinning like the grinch.

12/25/2008 7:46:08 PM

Elia

My next-door neighbor's irascible, toolbox-wielding, pickup-truck driving partner would like a word with you.

12/26/2008 4:08:10 AM

I did it for the lulz

O RLY. Didn't know I offened you that much.
This guy is so far back in the closet that he is one foot in narnia.

12/26/2008 4:11:47 AM

Godbuster

Lemme guess, your favorite book after the bible is "Mein Kampf".

I know I just committed Godwin, but dammit, he sounds EXACTLY like Hitler, what am I supposed to do?

6/18/2009 12:44:06 PM

Jeeb

It's okay, Herr Dr. Hands, The homos aren't going to get you, now why don't you go back to masturbating to footage of Klan rallies?

7/1/2009 5:34:30 PM

John_in_Oz

Is this an anagram for Ted Haggard, Paul Barnes, Lonnie Latham, or George Rekers, or is he going for the quinella?

6/21/2010 11:45:42 AM

The Duelist

"Christian Love" will be covered in our new textbook, class. It's called Genocide & Mass Murder 101, also known as the "Bible".

8/27/2010 3:21:33 PM

Justanotheratheist

Christian Love - a bigger oxymoron than Dry Water or Vegetarian Lion.

8/28/2010 12:47:40 AM



This person is so full of hate it breaks my heart. You will be judged for misrepresenting the Lord Jesus Christ and taking His name in vain.

9/24/2010 12:49:52 AM

steve

yeah you're right.everything about queers is rotten and sick.why do they get all these equal rights?even the queers know they are sick but want to con you into thinking they are as good as you.the biggest haters of queers are queers.queers make queers sick!

11/27/2010 6:18:27 AM

Zagadka

somebody really wants to touch some cock

11/27/2010 7:39:44 AM

Neith

...pathologically paranoid...

Is Mr. Hands describing himself crazy post?

11/27/2010 7:45:40 AM

Gore


Suddenly I have strong inclination to jackoff furiously into a package and send it to the good doctor as a love offering...

11/27/2010 11:33:09 AM

Swede

Feel that Christian Love!

11/29/2010 12:48:25 AM



For some reason, you didn't realise it when Haggard came out.

3/9/2011 5:04:17 AM

Hmm...

"... only conversion by the blood of Jesus can reverse the fag’s hell-bound plunge."

Cannibalism is okay but loving someone of the same gender isn't? Gotcha! Thanks for clearing that up. :)

4/29/2011 3:03:07 PM
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