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Queers are deviant, effeminate, HIV positive, Aids infected, rotten plague carrying man-devils.

Queers are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, depressed, neurotic socio-paths and only conversion by the blood of Jesus can reverse the fag’s hell-bound plunge.

Dykes seduce wives, daughters, infants and beasts for their unnatural dog-like sex acts and are consumed with so much lust of the flesh they cannot express normal love.

Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other, animals, dead bodies of humans and refusing to worship Jesus as Lord will damn all fags to the eternal lake of fire with Satan.

It is acceptable for the righteous to heap words of filth upon the obscene dyke/fag and when seen in public ridicule and rebuke them; this will please the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.

[Much, much later on:]



POB 1505


R. Michael Hands, Th.D., Last Chance Rescue Mission, Wilmington, CA 50 Comments [10/31/2008 6:56:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 27
Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
WTF?! || meh

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The Duelist

You're a fuck-wad who needs to go DIAF. I'm sorry, but I see no other way to cure such crippling stupidity.

4/29/2011 5:00:02 PM


I think he has a death wish.

He said all that and left his address.

Sheer stupidity.

6/13/2011 7:10:19 PM


Do these people really have nothing better to do than sit around and dream up perverted sex acts to then accuse gay people of, even tho gay people, like everyone else, would be repulsed by the mere suggestion?

6/13/2011 7:13:12 PM


"*growl* *snarl* ARF! ARF! Queers! Deviant! Infested! *growl* *grrrrr* Dykes! ARF! ARF! Sub-human! Sex acts! ARF! Fags! Lake of Fire! Rotten! Plague! ARF! Grrrrrr! Snarl! AIDS!"

Hey, would somebody shut up that vicious dog across the street?

6/1/2012 4:49:09 PM


Nobody wants to hear about your twisted fantasies.

6/1/2012 8:04:03 PM

Blue the Thief

Feel that Christian love...

6/1/2012 8:30:26 PM

Da Rat Bastid

This wouldn't be the same "Mr. Hands" who died after the filming of 2 Guys 1 Horse, would it?

11/23/2012 3:38:56 AM

Filin De Blanc

> Calls gay people sexually depraved.
> Exhorts readers to send him "love offerings".

11/23/2012 3:46:42 AM

You seem to know an awful lot about how "queers" and "dykes" are. Is there something you want to tell us, Mr Roaming Hands?

11/23/2012 4:11:36 AM


Okay Dickwad...

First of all, not all gays are HIV positive or have AIDS. Heterosexuals can get it just as easily.

Second of all, has the thought occurred to you that some of them might be depressed because of fucking assholes like you? The rest of that sentence is so retarded it's not even worthy of further refutation.

Seducing wives is kind of counter-productive to being gay, moron. Also, gay =/= pedophile and has fuck all to do with beastiality.

And your final sentence about gays just proves how much of a fucking prick you are. Fred Phelps would be proud of you. Now, I save this quote for the most heinous among your disgusting faith, but you qualify so...

Fuck off and Die in a Fire you ignorant, self-important fuck-head!!

11/23/2012 10:10:39 AM


Dr. Hands is 100% correct in his description of un natural acts. He can back up what he says with truth. Repent or burn.

12/11/2013 6:46:52 PM


Gay is anaccrunim for Got Aides Yet?

12/11/2013 6:49:09 PM


All non christians are demonicly possesed with only one Hope is to and come to Christ for salvation Be converted with evidence of your salvation by speaking in the tongue of angels.

12/11/2013 6:54:33 PM


The truth hurts, and yes God does not condone Homosexuality. It is unnatural and you can see what God thinks about it in Lev 20-13. If you look 2 more verses later it also states about man with beast. God states " 13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." God says kill them
Lev 20:15 15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
So in God's eyes having sex with the same sex is no different than how God views sex with animals

2/18/2014 7:45:59 PM


It seems thus board has become infested with trolls. I think I'll go with the less obvious one.


"The truth" is not something you're likely to find in a book written by scientifically illiterate bronze age men. You also, like many others who cite Leviticus, seem to ignore a few things. For one, most Christians don't follow Leviticus at all. It also puts wearing mixed fabrics, shaving or cutting your hair, eating pork, eating shellfish, and a number of other things on the same level as homosexuality. If you have done any of those things and/or are not just as opposed to those things as you are homosexuality you are a hypocrite. It wouldn't be surprising if you were.

2/18/2014 8:12:05 PM

rubber chicken


All of which is predicated on the actual existence of your God.
All you have to do is prove this existence and your screed has relevance, until then...

2/18/2014 8:55:58 PM


sex is for reproduction, two people of the same sex can not reproduce it is unnatural the same as having sex with an animal is unnatural. Now there are those that say that homosexuals are born that way and can not help who they are attracted to. That is nonsense everything is a choice. They choose that life style, if they can not choose and it is ok then all sexual attractions are ok. By those standards it is ok to be a pedophile or have sex with an animal, cause it is ok they can not choose what or whom they are attracted too. I agree with the BIBLE it is an Abomination and why would any man want to play in feces GOD did not make a sewer pipe a play ground. A key fits a lock not a key with a key or a lock with a lock. Man was made to be with a female not female and female or male and male Plus gay people make no sense if they are attracted to the same sex why do they get sex changes, guy try to dress and act like woman, and lesbians try to become men and take away their feminist look. Chasity Bono there is a freak of nature just like so many others. Repent from sin and accept Jesus Christ as savior or Burn in Hell. Simple Repent means admit the sin ask for forgiveness and turn away from the sin and yes homosexuality is a sin

2/19/2014 6:13:06 PM

Hmmm, dinin seems a lot more like an obvious troll now that it is pulling out all the easily debunked anti-gay arguments. The "repent" part at the end was really a nice touch, but you came on a little too strong dear.

2/19/2014 6:24:54 PM

dykes hold back water in Holland.

what have you got against doggy sex, and I dont think lesbians do that often, unless strap-on.

seduce infants ? I dont think so.
necrophilia is hard for a woman. (hehe see what I did there ? )

your lord god loves the smell of burning forskins. Why dont you burn yours ?

2/19/2014 7:08:17 PM


Wow!!! Free speech in action. In Arabia it's considered normal behavior to throw homos off a 7 story building. In Deuteronomy its commanded to kill your children if they don't believe. Noah had gay sex and lived a ling life, jesus had sex with his apostles and Mary Magdeline, the apostles had gay sex with each other, paul and silas were livers. Wow

8/20/2015 3:32:58 AM


Actually, the guy who wrote this is gay.

11/11/2015 7:57:08 AM


Antiretroviral drugs arresting the onset of HIV. Current research into a cure for AIDS; I refer you to the Smallpox Eradication Program from 1950-80. Science - 1. God - 0.

Also, Ted Faggard. NEXT!


"Actually, the guy who wrote this is gay."

Thus, as per Ted Faggard, proof that all homophobes are Closet Cases themselves. Q.E. and D.

11/11/2015 8:37:37 AM

Dizzy Dripping

"They preach about love or so I am told
But the love that they practice is twisted and cold."
Cruachan, Pagan

11/11/2015 12:54:06 PM


>Queers are deviant
Argueably. But so are geniuses.

I'm military, and a bit of a muscle bear, not a whole lot effimnate about that.

>HIV positive
HIV is really more of a druggy disease these days, and once again, in the army. HIV is a med discharge.

>Aids infected
I'll give the benefit of the doubt and assume you ment AIDS infected, and wasn't that your last point? (Yes I know HIV doesn't always progress to AIDS)

>rotten plague carrying man-devils.
I really don't know how to respond to this. Other than some parts of India and China is the plague still endemic anywhere?

>Queers are sub-human
Mate, I have legitimately demanded lynchings for people, but still never denied they were people.

No more or less straight people.

>pathologically paranoid
It's not pathalogical when poeple are actually trying to murder you.

>neurotic socio-paths
"Sociopath" lacks a hyphen dear. And I haven't called for anyone to be rendered immortal for the sole purpose of torturing them forever.

>and only conversion by the blood of Jesus can reverse the fag’s hell-bound plunge.
Haemophagia, because it's not deviant if it's religious.

>Dykes seduce wives,
If that's the case the wife is either gay or bisexual anyway, and the husband probably knows and doesn't care. Or possibly cares a lot and wants to watch. I've seen that a couple of times.

Well, yeah. Every woman is someones daughter.

>infants and beasts
Paedophilia =/= bestiality =/= homosexuality

>unnatural dog-like sex acts
Wait, if they're dog-like, and therefore animalistic, wouldn't that make them more natural than an act that is exclusively human?

>and are consumed with so much lust of the flesh they cannot express normal love
From the guy obessing over other peoples sexlives.

>Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other, animals, dead bodies of humans
Necrophilia =/= homosexuality either.

>and refusing to worship Jesus as Lord will damn all fags to the eternal lake of fire with Satan.
Heaven for the climate, hell for the company.

>It is acceptable for the righteous to heap words of filth upon the obscene dyke/fag and when seen in public ridicule and rebuke them; this will please the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.
The god of Abraham is a duche-bag film at eleven.

"Love offerings"? What the fuck is that? Prostitutes? Actractive relatives? Sappy poems?

11/11/2015 6:38:52 PM


First of all, "Dr. Hands" sounds like some sort of sex toy, and then he's going around asking for "love offerings"....hmmm.....(wait, don't even tell me the R stands for Richard...)

On a bit more serious note, I just did a bit of googling...would this be the same guy as a "Rev. Michael R. Hands"? (who plead guilty to molesting a teenage boy in 2003)

11/11/2015 7:49:05 PM
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