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"Evolution is real!!! Charles Darwin said so." Or, "Evolution is real, my college professor said so!"

It's more than just "Well it God said it's real, so it must be real." For me, just look around you and the complexity of life. There is absolutely NO way we got here by chance. I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or the big bang theory.

When a car explodes do you see life form? When you go to the zoo, do you see an ape magically turn into a human. No.

Ellitee, WoW Offtopic 59 Comments [11/2/2008 1:12:28 PM]
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Xotan

But is God real? Where's the proof?

11/2/2008 1:13:42 PM

Mortok

Wow...it's like a parrot that only repeats logical fallacies.

11/2/2008 1:15:32 PM

G Zimmer

More like, evolution is real because of this mountain of evidence right here. (Not like you would know about any of that, since you've made it quite clear that you know fuck-all about the theory of evolution.)


For you, it's "creationism is real, because my ignorance says it's real."

11/2/2008 1:15:52 PM

anevilmeme

"I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or a big bang theory."

No one is asking you to believe it, we are asking you to accept it based upon the evidence and nothing else.

BTW your claim that the world around you is proof of God is an argument for Deism not Christianity.

11/2/2008 1:30:35 PM

a mind far far away

So when you just copy and paste what the bible says or what your nutcase pastor says, that obviously means that it's true, regardless of the fact that all the evidence points to evolution.

"I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or the big bang theory" This is proof of your vast ignorance of evolution. We did not evolve from monkeys, and where in the hell did you get we evolved from the big bang?

"When a car explodes do you see life form?" Yeah, what about all the emergency personnel, all the bystanders watching, and all the squirrels running around?

"When you go to the zoo, do you see an ape magically turn into a human" No, but I bet you do. Fundies are the ones who believe in magic, atheists, we know that it takes millions of years for things to evolve. But go to the zoo, sit around for a few hundred million years, and watch the 'magic' of evolution at work.

11/2/2008 1:32:23 PM

Amanda

Um...there is evidence for evolution.

11/2/2008 1:33:55 PM

Anonymous

HURR DURR ATHEISM

11/2/2008 1:40:09 PM

Jérôme ^

Evolution ? Pokémon. You fail. You are not allowed to pass down your genes to next generation. Please head to the nearest extermination center.

11/2/2008 1:42:55 PM

aaa

For fucks sake...

11/2/2008 1:58:21 PM

DW

yet your posting on a World of Warcraft forum where people like yourself play WoW where dawrfs and other weird ass shit can make magic fly outta their ass........

11/2/2008 2:05:19 PM

Mister Spak

I refuse to believe we were magically poofed out of dirt. When you sneeze at a pile of dust does it turn into a person? When you go to a farm do you see the dirt turning into people? No.

11/2/2008 2:19:11 PM

Horsefeathers

"There is absolutely NO way we got here by chance."

I agree. Then again, I'm well aware that chance had nothing to do with it whereas you appear not to be.

"I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or the big bang theory."

We did not evolve from apes, we are apes and nobody says anything "evolved" from the Big Bang.

"When a car explodes do you see life form? When you go to the zoo, do you see an ape magically turn into a human. No."

Are you some sort of simpleton?

11/2/2008 2:23:58 PM

John

How about "Evolution is real, there are tens of thousands of pages of proof in peer-reviewed papers and zero pages of peer-reviewed counter-evidence."

11/2/2008 2:25:19 PM

whitespirit

The fact you are unable to understand the theory of evoloution does not mean it is not real fundie. It means you're too pig thick to understand the theory.

That is not the same thing at all.

11/2/2008 2:41:56 PM

Headache

Eight sentences, ten errors. WOW!

11/2/2008 2:54:24 PM

Berny

For me, just look around you and the complexity of life. There is absolutely NO way we got here by chance.

Yet, you are willing to accept the existence of an infinitely complex god being responsible for it all, without questioning where he could've come from or asking for any real evidence of his existence.
Curious...

11/2/2008 3:02:36 PM

Rusty_Professor

"Evolution is real!!! Charles Darwin said so." Or, "Evolution is real, my college professor said so!"
Actually I believe in evolution because of the overwhelming evidence for it, NOT because my professor said so.

"For me, just look around you and the complexity of life. There is absolutely NO way we got here by chance."
1/1000000000 is all you need if you have 1000000000 chances at it.

"When a car explodes do you see life form?"
Abiogenesis does not work that way!

"When you go to the zoo, do you see an ape magically turn into a human. No."
For the last time, it's a TREE! Not a ladder, a TREE!

11/2/2008 3:07:21 PM

John-in-Oz

Hahaha! My nominee for stupidest person ever.

11/2/2008 3:24:19 PM

C_V


see, here's the difference between fundie thinking and rational thought. I don't believe anything simply because someone told me so. you idiots, however, believe whatever you're told because your pastor or 'holy' book says so. you can't seem to conceive of belief based on anything but here-say, thus you FAIL.

11/2/2008 3:24:42 PM

The Watcher

"I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or the big bang theory."

Evolution is true regardless of how comfortable you are with it, or how much you want it to be false.

11/2/2008 3:25:22 PM

freako104

But then again since neither big bang nor evolution work that way.

11/2/2008 3:30:58 PM



This kind of stupidity should be criminal.

11/2/2008 3:39:03 PM

Sanity

God said it?

I assume you're the only one who heared God say that?

11/2/2008 3:49:09 PM

LOLWUT

So what you're saying is that you don't believe in your strawman version of the real theory of evolution. Well, you're not alone.

11/2/2008 4:16:14 PM

colonel catastrophe

Again, we did not evolve from apes, we share a common ancestor. And, evolution is the exact opposite of chance. This is just another example of complete ignorance.

11/2/2008 4:25:49 PM
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