"Evolution is real!!! Charles Darwin said so." Or, "Evolution is real, my college professor said so!"
It's more than just "Well it God said it's real, so it must be real." For me, just look around you and the complexity of life. There is absolutely NO way we got here by chance. I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or the big bang theory.
When a car explodes do you see life form? When you go to the zoo, do you see an ape magically turn into a human. No.
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More like, evolution is real because of this mountain of evidence right here. (Not like you would know about any of that, since you've made it quite clear that you know fuck-all about the theory of evolution.)
For you, it's "creationism is real, because my ignorance says it's real."
"I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or a big bang theory."
No one is asking you to believe it, we are asking you to accept it based upon the evidence and nothing else.
BTW your claim that the world around you is proof of God is an argument for Deism not Christianity.
So when you just copy and paste what the bible says or what your nutcase pastor says, that obviously means that it's true, regardless of the fact that all the evidence points to evolution.
"I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or the big bang theory" This is proof of your vast ignorance of evolution. We did not evolve from monkeys, and where in the hell did you get we evolved from the big bang?
"When a car explodes do you see life form?" Yeah, what about all the emergency personnel, all the bystanders watching, and all the squirrels running around?
"When you go to the zoo, do you see an ape magically turn into a human" No, but I bet you do. Fundies are the ones who believe in magic, atheists, we know that it takes millions of years for things to evolve. But go to the zoo, sit around for a few hundred million years, and watch the 'magic' of evolution at work.
"There is absolutely NO way we got here by chance."
I agree. Then again, I'm well aware that chance had nothing to do with it whereas you appear not to be.
"I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or the big bang theory."
We did not evolve from apes, we are apes and nobody says anything "evolved" from the Big Bang.
"When a car explodes do you see life form? When you go to the zoo, do you see an ape magically turn into a human. No."
Are you some sort of simpleton?
For me, just look around you and the complexity of life. There is absolutely NO way we got here by chance.
Yet, you are willing to accept the existence of an infinitely complex god being responsible for it all, without questioning where he could've come from or asking for any real evidence of his existence.
Curious...
"Evolution is real!!! Charles Darwin said so." Or, "Evolution is real, my college professor said so!"
Actually I believe in evolution because of the overwhelming evidence for it, NOT because my professor said so.
"For me, just look around you and the complexity of life. There is absolutely NO way we got here by chance."
1/1000000000 is all you need if you have 1000000000 chances at it.
"When a car explodes do you see life form?"
Abiogenesis does not work that way!
"When you go to the zoo, do you see an ape magically turn into a human. No."
For the last time, it's a TREE! Not a ladder, a TREE!
see, here's the difference between fundie thinking and rational thought. I don't believe anything simply because someone told me so. you idiots, however, believe whatever you're told because your pastor or 'holy' book says so. you can't seem to conceive of belief based on anything but here-say, thus you FAIL.
"I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or the big bang theory."
Evolution is true regardless of how comfortable you are with it, or how much you want it to be false.
Again, we did not evolve from apes, we share a common ancestor. And, evolution is the exact opposite of chance. This is just another example of complete ignorance.
"Evolution is real!!! Charles Darwin said so." Or, "Evolution is real, my college professor said so!"
Projecting much? Just that fundies think this way doesn't mean everyone else does, too.
It's more than just "Well it God said it's real, so it must be real."
Of course it is - you've got arguments from ignorance, too.
Not much of an improvement at all, granted, but there you have it.
For me, just look around you and the complexity of life. There is absolutely NO way we got here by chance. I refuse to believe we evolved from apes or the big bang theory.
When a car explodes do you see life form? When you go to the zoo, do you see an ape magically turn into a human. No.
Idiot.
Evolution is only real because the fossil records says so.
Does evolution say exploding cars produce life?
Does evolution say apes magically turn into humans?
No.
It says we're like sibling races, we split off from an ape-like ancestor a long fucking time ago.
When a car explodes do you see life form? When you go to the zoo, do you see an ape magically turn into a human.
What do either of those things have to do with the ToE?
Incidentally, cars hardly ever explode (except in movies).
When a car explodes do you see life form?
Actually I see A life form, in the shape of an alien with great bulging eyes, that looms out of the passenger seat and finally leaps into the sky with an angry roar.
Well, you DID ask.
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
And I don't believe it because anybody said so, I believe it because they have actual evidence to back it up. Do you have evidence for God? The Bible doesn't count.
"Evolution is real!!! Charles Darwin said so." Or, "Evolution is real, my college professor said so!"
- More importantly, I can tell you WHY they said so. Can you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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