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Any person that states they are a Christian and supports Obama better READ the Bible and take a good hard look at their faith. A true, born-again Christian knows that abortion and homosexuality is NOT of God and Obama supports these agaendas. Use your brain and vote McCain.

Ken, politico 44 Comments [11/3/2008 7:41:44 PM]
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sooze

"Vote Republican or go to hell!"

11/3/2008 7:48:24 PM

Orangutan

Ok, But if he wins you will accept his rule right?

After all:

ROM 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.


11/3/2008 7:48:42 PM

Laughing Man

Yes use your brain - 4 more years of republican rule will be diffrent this time........................ We promise..................

11/3/2008 7:54:09 PM

A Freind

Just come out and tell the truth. You don't like Obama because he's black. Fundies make up all these excuses to not vote for Obama when the truth is they don't like him because he's black.

11/3/2008 7:54:56 PM

scubajesus

@ A Freind: I wouldn't narrow it down to just that, although I think that does play a large part in all the 'wherefore art thou, birth certificate?' propaganda, and trying to prove he's not a citizen (as well as all the anti-muslim stuff). But I think he's genuinely hated for his "radical" liberal views.

11/3/2008 8:03:51 PM

Wehpudicabok

You can rhyme! How cute!

I can rhyme too. Watch:

"A maverick!" conservatives push.
And Obama supporters they'll smush.
But using my brain,
I know that McCain
Is just four more years of George Bush.

11/3/2008 8:05:26 PM

John

Obama isn't a homosexual and has never had an abortion.

Why does God need to depend on secular authorities to enforce His laws? If He doesn't like these things, He can stop them Himself.

11/3/2008 8:06:12 PM

SurfinSeaOtter


11/3/2008 8:06:32 PM

Sayna

McCain fucking air quoted the phrase "women's health" during the last debate when they were talking about abortion. If you honestly believe that letting women die is better than letting them have abortions, fuck you.

11/3/2008 8:06:36 PM

Marty McFly

Maybe some Christians place more importance on other issues, besides abortion or homosexuality.

11/3/2008 8:11:43 PM

a mind far far away

"Use your brain and vote McCain." You must have stayed up all night thinking that little shit ditty up. And if you had actually read your bible, instead of listening to your psycho pastor has to say, you'll realize that Obama shines more the light of jesus than McCain ever could. McCain is honestly a better candidate for the AC than Obama. McCain is all for war and murder and theft and greed and wrath, which are far from biblical christian virtues. Obama, peace, love, acceptance, mercy, kindness, forgiveness; these are the things that I remember jesus teaching. So before you tell christians voting for Obama to read their bibles (which it's obvious they have), maybe you should quit being a judgemental cocksucker and read yours. Bitch.

11/3/2008 8:11:48 PM

Old Viking

McCain is a not-terribly-bright man who appears to be lapsing into senility. And his campaign consisted of slurs, lies and mud-slinging. But come to think of it, by your lights that does make him a True Christian®.

11/3/2008 8:19:07 PM

Lucilius

Use your brain, so McCain won't have to!

11/3/2008 8:21:14 PM

aaa

You hump your book too much.

11/3/2008 8:29:16 PM

Bored One-time Poster

But if you vote for Obama, God will have to smite him. That would be fun to watch.

11/3/2008 8:55:13 PM

Disreg

The same McCain who was the most hated 'RINO' in the party by fundies a few years back?

11/3/2008 8:59:45 PM

Asuka

And what will you do if Obama wins the election? :3

11/3/2008 9:16:22 PM



Any person who claims to be Christian and claims to speak for God in determining whether another is a Christian or not based on whether they agree with HIS OWN POLITICAL views is an arrogant blasphemer who needs to read the first commandment again and pray real hard for forgiveness for trying to usurp God's place! You have absolutely NO RIGHT morally or spiritually to place yourself between another person's conscience and their God to advance your political agenda Ken. I could just as easily say anyone who claims to be Christian and votes for McCain and his plan to continue Bush's war for big business profit, destruction of the health care of the poor to maximize profits for the rich, and Palin's insult to American morality by having an unmarried, pregnant, underage daughter and hypocritically attacking others in same boat needs to take a hard look at their faith and read the Bible.

11/3/2008 9:19:09 PM

Wandering Discordian

I like the implication that only born-again Christians are true Christians.

11/3/2008 9:27:51 PM

anonymous

Orangutan is correct. If Obama does win, he will rule by divine right, since political leaders are part of God's Divine Plan.

11/3/2008 9:55:15 PM

Papabear

I've read the Bible many times. It says nothing against abortion. I does rail against male homosexuality. Fortunately, as an atheist, I am always free to use my brain and not rely upon the "wisdom" of dinkwads from thousands of years ago to make my voting decisions.

11/3/2008 9:58:17 PM

Zemyla

You made a typo there.

It's supposed to go "Use your brain *or* vote McCain."

11/3/2008 10:15:19 PM

Mortok

Here's a thought: Not everybody cares what your stupid book has to say about gays. And where the hell does it mention abortion? Chapter and verse, please.

11/3/2008 10:28:06 PM

Xotan

Use your brain and vote McCain.

- A rhyming slogan, no less! But I thought you had electronic voting in the US and that brains should be kept in the skull cavity at all times.

- What about: Only the failin' vote for Palin? Or: Vote McCain for Bush all over again!

11/3/2008 11:09:55 PM

Jay-Sus

You're gonna need to do a lot of brainwashing in the next few hours.

11/4/2008 12:00:09 AM
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