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Truth be told, atheists have the lowest divorce rate only because they can never get married in the first place! Since when do pedophiles, homosexuals, prostitutes and other socially deviant individuals get married?

HappyHealthyHolyRoller, Christianforums.com 77 Comments [11/2/2008 12:42:55 PM]
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kingoftheheavies

Wow, are you a fucking idiot!

I'm a married atheist. And I am none of your fanatsy deviants.

Please die in a fire. Quickly.

11/2/2008 12:43:41 PM

Mortok

Not so sure about the first three, but social deviants get married all the time. How else do you explain the vast Christian population?

11/2/2008 12:46:36 PM

picklemonster

Well, you're stopping the homosexuals from getting married, so it's not there fault.

11/2/2008 12:49:41 PM

rubber chicken

Then how come most televangelists are married ?

11/2/2008 12:49:44 PM

Scooby71

I've got a beautiful wife who says you're wrong.

11/2/2008 12:54:06 PM

lol@you

All the time.
stfu. gtfo.
XD

11/2/2008 12:55:34 PM

a mind far far away

It's not the low divorce rate among atheists that should bother you (and it's not because of any of that BS you spewed out of your hole), it's the HIGH divorce rate among christians that should concern you the most. Quit beating around the bush (no pun intended) and mind your own fucking business.

11/2/2008 12:58:43 PM

inmate22841

Total lack of understanding of the phrase "divorce RATE". Not total number.

11/2/2008 1:00:13 PM

Ambrielle

I must lead a sad, boring life, since I am none of those (except an atheist).

11/2/2008 1:02:04 PM

John-in-Oz

Your miserable answer shows you are not happy, healthy nor holy.

11/2/2008 1:07:58 PM

aaa

Since eternity.

11/2/2008 1:09:53 PM

Xotan

Hallelujah! there's one of them who can tell the difference between a gay and a paedophile! What a pity it doesn't extend to being able to differentiate all of the list given in the posting from an atheist.

There are certainly more christians in America than atheists. Therefore there are more Christian paedophiles etc than atheist ones.

Using the same logic, all christians are paedophiles, etc.

The poster, HappyHealthyHolyRoller is more like Pathetic, Rotten-to-the-Core, Bigoted Pervert.

11/2/2008 1:19:12 PM

DayGlow

The only way I can imagine this question makes sense is if you think of marriage as a religious institution, and therefore atheists wouldn't get married in a church, mosque, temple, whathaveyou.

11/2/2008 1:22:45 PM

Alex

1. Hey, I'm an atheist and I got married twice. In fact, I'm kinda hoping third time's a charm!

2. I love these people. They're so hateful that they can't mean it so they must be pulling our collective legs. Gosh! What nice people they are to spew such venom just because they care.

11/2/2008 1:24:33 PM



Divorce rate is measured from those who do get married.

Ha, ha, ha! Is this person ignoring the number of homosexuals yelling, "Hey! Let us get married!"?

11/2/2008 1:28:10 PM

anevilmeme

Rate of divorce, rate being the key word. Math isn't a fundie strongpoint.

11/2/2008 1:32:46 PM

Amanda

You'd be surprised how many of those people show up in church. Also, you suck for putting pedophiles and homosexuals in the same category.

11/2/2008 1:35:10 PM



Atheist morality is superior to Christian morality, if there is such a thing, because an atheist that does the right thing does it without promise of reward or threat of punishment while (apparently) Christians require those things to keep from going on a murder and rape spree.

11/2/2008 2:03:46 PM

DW

most pedophiles become preists

11/2/2008 2:06:31 PM

HoJuSimpson

Seriously, wtf?

11/2/2008 2:16:32 PM

Mister Spak

"Since when do pedophiles, homosexuals, prostitutes and other socially deviant individuals get married? "

Which is why we need a constitutional amendment to prevent homosexuals from getting married.

11/2/2008 2:21:02 PM

Horsefeathers

"Since when do pedophiles, homosexuals, prostitutes and other socially deviant individuals get married?"

Christians have been getting married for years now. What does that have to do with your question?

11/2/2008 2:26:10 PM

John

A divorce rate is the ratio of divorces to marriages, fuckwit. Learn math.

11/2/2008 2:31:07 PM



It's been known to happen. It's called "civil marriage". Go look it up.

(Pedophiles don't get married because they are - well, I'd continue, but it's an old joke.)

11/2/2008 2:36:20 PM

Princess Rot

Yes, of course dearie. All atheists are criminals just like all christians have the sun shining from their asses.

*pat pat*

11/2/2008 2:47:44 PM
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