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[Q: In your opinion, what religion do you think is dumb?]

Atheists. They dont believe in anything. Sounds pretty contradicting to me!

askme!, yahoo answers 58 Comments [10/30/2008 10:40:32 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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#741781
thejebusfire

Just because they don't believe in your god does not mean they don't believe in anything.

10/30/2008 10:42:13 PM

#741790
Olio

Yeah, like I believe there may still be hope for mankind.

Ok maybe not, but you get the idea!

10/30/2008 10:47:21 PM

#741795
mike-mike

wat

10/30/2008 10:49:15 PM

#741799
Ken1971

Atheism is not a religion, it is the absence of religious belief. What the fuck is so difficult to understand?

10/30/2008 10:51:12 PM

#741807
daken

1. we are not a religion
2. hmmm, I can't see any logic in your point

10/30/2008 10:54:37 PM

#741810
aaa

For fucks sake...

10/30/2008 10:55:29 PM

#741846
DaMentalFunism

Actually, proper atheists positively belive in no god.

10/30/2008 11:07:14 PM

#741888
Goosey

A contradiction can only occur when you have two propositions, one of which is logically the opposite of the other.

Since you only have one proposition there, I feel justified in asked: contradicting what?

10/30/2008 11:26:40 PM

#741898
Old Viking

I believe I'll ignore you.

10/30/2008 11:31:34 PM

#741918
anonymous

Contradicting what?

10/30/2008 11:36:14 PM

#741950
Amanda

There is something wrong with every part of your answer.

10/30/2008 11:50:33 PM

#741953
a mind far far away

It's only contradicting to you, asswipe. Atheism is, for the last time, NOT a fucking religion. You said it yourself. We don't believe anything. So how is that contradicting? Oh, right, because to you, atheism is a religion. Now my head hurts.

10/30/2008 11:52:43 PM

#741965
tracer

It's been said before, but:

Atheism : Religion :: Bald :: Hair color

10/31/2008 12:00:53 AM

#741989
Alena

What.

10/31/2008 12:27:02 AM

#741999
Beltaine

Yah...us atheists are completely beyond belief, aren't we...

We try for "knowing" and "understanding".

10/31/2008 12:50:08 AM

#742065
Illuminatalie

When you can spell "contradictory", I'll believe you have the mental capacity to identify it.

10/31/2008 2:45:21 AM

#742089
Horsefeathers

"Atheists."

Atheists are people, not a religion. Atheism isn't even a religion you git.

"They dont believe in anything."

I believe in many things. Ideals mostly. Certainly not an invisible man in the clouds.

"Sounds pretty contradicting to me!"

I fail to see how and I'm pretty sure you're incapable of explaining it to me.

10/31/2008 3:49:02 AM

#742109
Philbert McAdamia

It just dawned on me that the reason fundies can't grasp that we have no religion may be that they think we must have something to cling to, as they do. "Not believing in" something translates to not believing in anything, or a big zero, since there has to be an object of worship, not just the absence of one.

Like the gold statue of a zero I have on a pedestal on my Alter of Darwin as part of the shrine to Athe, to which I kowtow thrice daily. When I'm away I carry a small statuette of Zero Mostel and whisper little nothings to it.

10/31/2008 4:28:21 AM

#742151
Jay-Sus

Atheism isn't a religion and where's in the blue Hell do you find a contradiction?

10/31/2008 5:42:39 AM

#742165
Mortok

Um. What?

10/31/2008 6:01:44 AM

#742168
JR

Atheism is not a religion and define "contradicting", moron. Why are they always so damn stupid?

10/31/2008 6:12:50 AM

#742184
Journeyer

Try reading this out loud to yourself a couple of times, that might help your understanding of the upcoming, admittedly complex sentence.

Atheism is not the same as nihilism!

10/31/2008 6:49:49 AM

#742196
Michael

Atheists do not believe in any of the 2500+ man-made, one-true, all powerful gods and their associated demons, angels and devils that man has dreamed up throughout his history.
As a result we do not have the phobias and paranoia that some religions rely on to survive, especially the missionary religions.
We do not have to dream up untrue stories or generate lies about others to further any cause.
We are tolerant, believe what you want to believe, debate what you want to debate, but to use lies or threats to cajole us invites disaster.

10/31/2008 7:18:01 AM

#742227
Thundersqueaks

I have my beliefs. I just don't believe in any form of deity.

10/31/2008 10:38:48 AM

#742293
Carbonated Margarine

So what you're saying is, if your aunt's balls had wheels she wouldn't bump her ass on the ground when she whistles Dixie.

10/31/2008 1:33:31 PM
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