The devil is losing his battle and will try anything to stop the christian faith from being spread to everyone. Putting Dr Hovind in prison will not stop the gospel from being spred to everyone
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Putting Dr Hovind in prison will not stop the gospel from being spred to everyone
No, it won't, but it sure as hell will curb the sheer stupidity of what that idiot is saying.
"Putting Dr. Hovind in prison will not stop the gospel from being spred (sic) to everyone"! Nope, it just rids the flock of one lying tax-cheat shyster, using God's name in vain to prey on rubes like you dolts (and mock every honest American who pays their taxes).
The guy's been imprisoned for tax fraud, but they think he should be freed on the grounds that he's a creation scientist!
Being in jail for four years won't stop him writing, speaking, recording and distributing his work - it just stops him touring.
The whole petition is filled with gems like the one above. It's like none of these people realize the actual reason Kent Hovind is in jail. Talk about cognitive dissonance. It's actually quite simple, you fuck with the IRS, they put your ass in jail.
Just ask Wesley Snipes.
Putting Dr Hovind in prison will not stop the gospel from being spred to everyone
No, but it may stop others from stiffing us on their fair share of taxes.
Hmmm. I seem to remember something about taxes. Oh yeah, the ones he did not pay.
I don't think a conservative government woulda put a religious man in jail. They would, however, jail him for owing a few million in taxes.
And it will prevent Hovind from building a house with air conditioner to his dog. Be consequent baby, if the Gospel is spread, why so much bother in not paying taxes or liberating a guy who is a loser anyway?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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