Greet your new masters!
Not one born again believer here would dare think too highly of themself. We are well beyond that...
[10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Oh man... the irony is too much. It broke my brain and I have no witty comebacks.
10/17/2007 9:01:56 PM
I have no idea what this person is trying to say.
10/18/2007 5:53:14 AM
"We're too good to think highly of ourselves"? Ohhhh...kayyyyyy.....
10/18/2007 7:35:36 AM
Bollocks! A lot of times in my life the most self-opinionated, holier-than-thou, I'm better than everyone type people have been born-again Christians. They also tended to be judgemental, unforgiving and seemed to be on a crusade to tell everyone how to run their lives. Sound meek to anyone? didn't think so.
10/18/2007 8:24:16 AM
Ok folks, I've just bought an entire warehouse full of brand new, fully functioning Irony meters. Available to you at a knockdown price.........
Did anybody hear that noise ?
10/18/2007 11:30:30 AM
10/18/2007 12:05:17 PM
just like the preacher who said about himself "i'm a world champion in humility"
10/18/2007 2:47:33 PM
It amazes me that fundies can say these kinds of things, and NOT have any clue how ironic it is.
10/18/2007 4:02:14 PM
Yeah, I'm so fuckin' good that g0d can't touch me, but that's a secret between Me and me.
10/18/2007 4:04:28 PM
Of course we're humble! We're the humblest of them all! We're so damn humble that we're more humble than you! That means we win, so NYAH!
10/18/2007 4:32:21 PM
That sounds more like something Samuel Goldwyn would have said.
10/18/2007 6:20:34 PM
Coming from the people who fancy themselves as "God's Sons", or the "Bride" of Jesus? And who believe that in Heaven they'll get to look down into Hell and watch their enemies get tortured for eternity? Gee, you sure are humble...
8/27/2010 10:34:19 AM
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure at heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
7/17/2012 12:28:56 AM
So your worst flaw is the super humility you have about your vast superiority...
7/17/2012 3:29:39 AM
"Not one born again believer here would dare think too highly of themself. We are well beyond that..."
...and here is, I think one of the main reasons why Ruptured Retardians are too shit-scared to come debate us at FSTDT. Because all I'd have to do - especially in this case - is produce this:
And point out the simple facts: God: 2,038,344. Satan: 10 (and only on God's authorisation).
Thus proving my more than infinite superiority to their 'God', that
he must bow down and worship
'I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organised in its Churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.'
'f there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have a paradise in a few years.'
'The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.'
Those who forget good and evil and seek only to know the facts are more likely to achieve good than those who view the world through the distorting medium of their own desires.
I wouldn't like to be killed, harmed or raped, nor would I want to have my property stolen/damaged,
so why should I do the same to others?
Religious standards of '
We are well
7/17/2012 5:36:48 AM
5/25/2013 5:39:52 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pull the other one!
5/25/2013 9:55:09 AM
Humble arrogance at it's best.
Related to 'we don't elevate ourselves to a level of God like Atheists do but he will punish you for mocking us'. Like he's an omnipotent bodyguard for your sensibilities.
5/26/2013 7:46:00 AM
Clearly you are a paragon of humility. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.
5/26/2013 8:08:07 AM