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I don't trust birth control, or morning pills. Condoms break, and what I don't like is that condoms are normally issued out like sex is something you can buy. Unfortunately, we know that sex sells, and this is a promiscuous generation we live in. So more than likely, birth control and condoms are often used by promiscuous people, and because they ARE so promiscuous , they have unwanted babies, and this often leaves to abortion. They're just better off being abstinent, dang it.

Overall, I don't trust birth control and morning pills.

xiao-feng-fury, deviantart 45 Comments [11/5/2008 4:28:00 PM]
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#749302
Brain_In_A_Jar

Overall, I don't trust birth control and morning pills.

I'd be quite surprised if you could actually articulate why, given the statistical reliability of such things.

11/5/2008 4:33:14 PM

#749306
inmate22841

Or to put in another way,

"I am a virgin and feel the need to justify my lack of success with women."

Its not celibacy if you can't get any.

11/5/2008 4:34:37 PM

#749308
Mortok

Fine. Don't breed. EVER.

11/5/2008 4:35:02 PM

#749313
DavidS

...issued out like sex is something you can buy. Unfortunately, we know that sex sells,...

Confused, much?

11/5/2008 4:36:59 PM

#749330


You don't know anything about birth control. Admit it, you're really a virgin, right?

11/5/2008 4:43:25 PM

#749332
Mister Spak

"birth control and condoms are often used by promiscuous people, and because they ARE so promiscuous , they have unwanted babies, and this often leaves to abortion."

Then they're doing it wrong. Or more likely, you fundies are just so dumb you can't follow instruction correctly.

11/5/2008 4:44:34 PM

#749358
The L

Repost.

11/5/2008 4:51:53 PM

#749361
Dark_Lord_Prime

"issued out like sex is something you can buy."

Well, in certain places, under certain circumstances...

11/5/2008 4:52:20 PM

#749384
Shirley U. Geste

like sex is something you can buy."

You don't say!



Overall, I don't trust birth control and morning pills.

Me either. One word: vasectomy.
And don't call me "Overall"

11/5/2008 4:57:25 PM

#749391
HypnoToad

That's right. Never do anything risky because there's a chance it may turn out badly. I'm sure you never drive, ski, swim, eat out, leave your house, play sports or go near an open flame for the same reasons.

11/5/2008 5:00:26 PM

#749419
IanC

Ok, stay a virgin then :)

11/5/2008 5:08:52 PM

#749430


There's nothing wrong with staying abstinent, but at least have a good reason. Damn.



11/5/2008 5:16:27 PM

#749431
Berny

Because only unmarried people would resort to birth control. Married people just take the kids God gives them whenever they have sex.</snark>
Idiot.

11/5/2008 5:17:25 PM

#749458
John

If you're abstinent, why would birth control be an issue for you?

11/5/2008 5:26:48 PM

#749464
Antichrist

like sex is something you can buy.
It's not called the oldest profession for nothing.

The problem is when these people finally realize they've been lied to, they snap and become the biggest sexual risks on earth.

11/5/2008 5:28:03 PM

#749543
Route666

Leaves can cause abortion? Wow

11/5/2008 5:51:55 PM

#749556
GreenEyedLilo

Don't worry, honey, that personality of yours is some of the most effective birth control I've seen yet.

11/5/2008 5:57:21 PM

#749571
Papabear

Well, I don't trust you.

BTW, what are morning pills?

11/5/2008 6:04:01 PM

#749577
GigaGuess

@Brain_In_A_Jar

Because her hastor told her that they are really Satan Pills, of course. Duh!

11/5/2008 6:05:29 PM

#749630
Jay-Sus

You should've stayed a lesbien. No risk or pregnancy through sex. EVER.

11/5/2008 6:27:50 PM

#749632
Aethernaut

Teen pregnancy has increased dramatically since abstinence-only programs have started being pushed in schools. Thanks, Bush administration! One more mess to clean up after you're gone. Abstinence programs don't work.

11/5/2008 6:28:18 PM

#749644
Beeblebrox

...condoms are normally issued out like sex is something you can buy.

I don't know how to break this to you...

11/5/2008 6:29:49 PM

#749662
aaa

Condoms only break if they are badly made.

11/5/2008 6:34:58 PM

#749677
Lulzmonger

Repetive bullshit is repetive.

11/5/2008 6:38:25 PM

#749752
SWGM

Bristol Palin has a few things to say about abstinence-only education.

11/5/2008 6:57:36 PM
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