Q: Can anybody give me a good nonreligious reason why gay marriage should be outlawed?
"yeah---you don't cook in your bathroom or crap in your kitchen but they both have plumbing. Why is that?---It is disordered. If you saw someone relieving themselves in the kitchen you would be just as upset as the rest of us are with the homosexual acts. It is just plain wrong."
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I imagine, in his mission to save us all, Midge spends a lot of time surfing gay websites, breathing "that's...just wrong..." while his wrist gets sore and his face goes purple.
The analogy doesn't work for so many reasons.
I admit that I'd be pretty upset if I came home to find somebody relieving themselves in my kitchen, but I really wouldn't care if they chose to relieve themselves in their own kitchen.
A non-sequitur and completely missing the point, haven't you ever heard of something called SANITATION?
Hell, it makes even less sense than this.
Non-sequitur? No, it's more like a metaphor.
I think.
Ew.
Still, people actually do have the right to cook in their bathrooms and crap in their kitchens [America, freedom, etc] so your reason is invalid.
You make a better case for outlawing oral sex than you do gay marriage, yet you're still crazy.
Ignoring the fact that it's a retarted anology - Hey, if someone want to use their own kitchen as a bathroom, that's their business. I may think it's sick and as a result wouldn't want to step foot into their house, but I certainly wouldn't go out of my way to make the law prevent them from doing so.
Not sure what it has to do with teh mansecks, but hey, as long as they crap in their kitchen, not mine, it's fine with me.
As far as teh mansecks goes... deal me in and we can do it in whatever room you want ;)
Oh, how precious! Little midge apparently thinks that only married folks have sex, so outlaw gay marriage and there will be no ... um, ... "plumbing" problems.
Well, apart from the plumbing bill that the person pays personally anyway, what's the problem? By the way, you indirectly described many shacks in third world countries. See what happens with bad analogías?
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