Q: Is Yahweh a drag queen?
You are rude and offensive, and your mother should have had an accidental miscarriage!
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Well, noonehome2day, IS jehovah the benevolent sky fairy a drag queen or not? You never answered the question. My guess is that it's because he is, and you're too ashamed of it. And as far as that wishful misscarriage thing, why don't you go ahead and admit that you accept abortion. C'mon, you know you wanna. Just say it.
Hadron: If Jehova is a gay drag queen, then is Jesus his gay lover?
Jesus being the Son of God, it would also be incest. Jesus also being God himself, it's masturbatory too. Such an event would fulfill a lot of fantasies. Especially if whips are involved.
@ArcWolf
The ultimate rule #34.
Insult game, eh? Well two can play that game!
Whatever powers there be willing, Lord in Heavens punish your the most festered but poor cheeks! Let the Lord rule, a day most inconvenient to you, so that Demons in deep Hell tear off your armpits! In name of Angels, it is wished that the ugliest, foulest Demons in bowels of Hell take your nostrils! May Lord, the Eternal Judge, exercise Divine Justice upon your eyes when aiming at most despicable swarms of the feared maggots in Oblivion!
...well, I will probably be disqualified for using computer programs.
The lights are on, but indeed no one is home. His username is quite accurate.
I'm surprised he doesn't realize that "your mother should have had an accidental miscarriage" is not all that different from "your mother should have aborted you."
anonymous wrote:
"And your father smelt of elderberries."
Dammit, anonymous, you beat me to it!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
The funny thing is, this actually has a reason. Let's look at the Latin (I don't know Hebrew):
In the bible, when God creates Eve, it states "And He modeled her after him", (or something similar). However, the word used for "him" is suus. The Latin word suus can only refer to the subject of the sentence (God) whereas it's usually thought to be Adam after whom Eve was modelled.
So much for people against abortion(except when, apparently, is convenient for them). However, if God doesn't APPARENTLY care, why you?
You can just tell s/he's dying to say the mother should have had an abortion, but can't, because that would be violating the Fundie Code of Conduct.
Oh, and s/he never answered the question. Is Yahweh a drag queen? I must know!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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