"i dont know the answer to this but i DO KNOW THAT Barack Obama did NOT put his hand on his heart during the National Anthem, instead staring into the vast space..."
So. Fucking. What.
"And his toll free voting phone number is 1-(866)-675-2008, (which has 666 in it) plus, one has to text "hope" to "62262".
You know those are randomly assigned by the phone company, don't you?
"If we add up all the 2s, there you have your 666."
Wonderful. Isn't numerology fun? I've also seen "proof" that Jesus = 666 so perhaps you should stop kissing his ass now before Gawd gets all pissy with you and decides to toss you into the pits of hell.
"As you know, The Bible says," If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666"
Fine. I'll calculate it. Here's my attempt:
Jesus = 10 + 5 + 19 + 21 + 19 = 74
Number of Apostles = 12
Number of Years Jesus Preached = 3.5 but we'll round down to 3.
Apostles - Years Preaching = 9
74 (Jesus) x 9 = 666.
Ergo, Jesus = 666 = The Beast
QED.
I told you numerology was fun. It's particularly amusing when you can just make up rules as you go and not actually justify your reasoning behind things, like I did above and numerology does in general.
Now then, since Jebus is The Beast you should call up all your fundy friends and prevent them from worshiping him further. Be sure to show them the "proof" above. That's sure to convince them.
Good day.
