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I am glad to see Sarah on the ticket. Imagine of the four people on the two tickets. Should some huge problem occur in the world, who, other than Sarah, would go directly to prayer and seek God's direction?

As far as I can tell, she is the only one who knows how to contact heaven.

OnceWasLost, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [11/4/2008 3:03:37 AM]
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If it existed at all then we all could contact it.

11/4/2008 3:07:12 AM

Thejebusfire

[Should some huge problem occur in the world, who, other than Sarah, would go directly to prayer and seek God's direction? ]

Or she could go and fix the problem?

11/4/2008 3:08:01 AM

Duck On Skates

No, a vice-president should at least know what reality is.

Praying to an imaginary sky-daddy isn't.


11/4/2008 3:10:36 AM

Reverdy




idiot bitch

11/4/2008 3:11:12 AM

Mortok

I don't care if you vote for Paris Hilton, just keep that crazy christian bitch out of the White House!

11/4/2008 3:17:37 AM

A Friend

So you wish to have a VP who resorts to the magic 8 ball when the shit hits the fan. Um, NO!

11/4/2008 3:22:19 AM

Osiris

I would rather they figure it out themselves.

11/4/2008 3:39:43 AM

Fdragon

What do you mean? I thought everyone could talk to God. All you have to do is pray. I don't having to type in a code to just pray.

The dumb HURTS!

11/4/2008 3:50:26 AM

Illuminatalie

"contact heaven"
She uses her tricoder.

11/4/2008 4:06:29 AM

Allegory for Jesus

I can hear the ad now:

"Sarah Palin: she knows Jesus's cell phone number."

11/4/2008 4:31:25 AM

Old Viking

Going directly to prayer is what we're most concerned about. It makes you feel good, but it never accomplishes anything.

11/4/2008 4:41:00 AM

Frogflayer

Ah the old Heaven's Telephone gambit. I called a couple of times but just got the 'Sorry we're out at the moment but we'll try and get back to you message'. Perhaps the creator of heaven and earth should hire someone to set him up a web site?

11/4/2008 5:05:02 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Are you trying to freak me out?

11/4/2008 5:25:22 AM

Beeblebrox

Should some huge problem occur in the world, who, other than Sarah, would go directly to prayer and seek God's direction?

If there's a big problem somewhere that needed the intervention of the Vice President, I would expect that officer of the Federal government to go directly to his/her advisers and experts.

11/4/2008 5:25:23 AM

Sanity

I am glad to see Sarah on the ticket. Imagine of the four people on the two tickets. Should some huge problem occur in the world, who, other than Sarah, would go directly to prayer and seek God's direction?

Yes, that is EXACTLY what we're afraid of.
Can you imagine what the world would look like if (for example) Roosevelt would not have war on Japan after Pearl Harbor, but instead sat down and had good, long prayer?

11/4/2008 5:29:35 AM

G Zimmer

Prayer: how to feel like you're making a difference while actually doing jack shit.

11/4/2008 5:30:10 AM

M.M.

As far as I can tell, she is the only one who knows how to contact heaven.

.....Is this a serious post?

11/4/2008 5:31:02 AM

Jay-Sus

And when she's on her knees the terrorist Obama supporters blow her head off.

11/4/2008 5:37:36 AM

a mind far far away

A direct line to jehovah the benevolent sky fairy, huh? Why doesn't she contact him and ask him to solve our problems WITHOUT killing people? Or is that asking too much?

11/4/2008 5:40:30 AM

Ambrielle

Are people like this aware how much they make the U.S. a laughing-stock?

11/4/2008 6:01:32 AM

myheadhurts

Are you kidding? She'd probably be in labor.

11/4/2008 6:28:58 AM

Jacob

Sarah Palin can't even tell when a comedian is calling her up pretending to be the French president. It's pretty safe to say she does not have God on her speed dial.

11/4/2008 6:40:41 AM



THAT'S WHY SHE FUCKING SCARES ME!!

11/4/2008 7:24:44 AM

Shadoboy

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bananaphone...

11/4/2008 7:42:06 AM

anonymous

She should tell us, I have no clue where this God guy is and he never fucking talks to me.

For all I've seen, he could just be a mass delusion.

11/4/2008 7:45:33 AM
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