i believe one creationist has suggested the "glaciers" were not ice but frozen water.
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I can't say this is fundie, just a little bit... well....
I don't know. I mean, it's right on the mark but... well, at the same time it's so far off.
"one creationist has suggested the "glaciers" were not ice but frozen water"
Whoever that creationist is, he owes me £50 for a new irony meter! They don't grow on trees, you know!
Robert Byers - sadly I have encountered him before
Funnily enough this sentence is actually a lot more coherent than most of his other stuff
Wrong, but it does have a beginning ,a middle and an end and the words are in the right order.
"i believe one creationist has suggested the "glaciers" were not ice but frozen water."
Bobby, take your meds and go wait in the safe room for the nice nurse.
No, no everyone. I once made an almost identical statement (without the creation bit). I was five.
Thundersqueaks: [Spock]It's ice, Jim, but not as we know it[/Spock].
I lol'd almost as hard at this.
(Thundersqueaks)
"[Spock]It's ice, Jim, but not as we know it.[/Spock]"
*massive spit-take, followed by a couple minutes of hysterical laughter*
Damn it, Thundersqueaks! Look at this milk everywhere! You owe me for a new keyboard, damn it!
As for the massive quantity of stupid I was forced to deal with by reading the OP, I'm a bit less worried than the rest of you. See, since my birthday is tomorrow, I might as well start celebrating early tonight, and wash away the stupidity of Robert Byers with large amounts of Jack Daniel's (yes, the apostrophe is correct; look at the label if you see one).
It takes a real special kind of stupid to concoct such a statement. The kind where, when mommy and her brother decide that procreation is a good thing, and it might even be fun to try, instead of stopping to think about what kind of consequences their actions might produce, just go ahead and do it, because they're uneducated redneck fundies who's mind was taken away by a mean man named Rev. Cleetus. Only that kind of stupid could really produce something like this. Or, it might be a child who said that, in case, it's alright. So please, please, let this be a child, or a Poe. Because no one, absolutely no one, can be this fucking stupid.
This reminds me of high school chemistry class where the teacher made the remark that water is the only substance that exists naturally as a solid, liquid, and gas.
A girl in class, trying to sound smart, said, "I've seen a lot of things, but I've never seem solid water."
To which the teacher replied, "Give me $5 at lunch and I'll show you some solid water."
Ah...guh...buh...WHAT?!
You are going to get a bill for $100,000 in the mail. $10 a brain cell, you broke 'em, you bought 'em.
No... just... no.
You cannot be serious.
Apparently Robert Byers here isn't a fundie himself, but simply telling what a creationist has said.
Well, dear mr. creationist: This is reality. I'ts really complicated and seems non-sencial at first, but you'll just have to learn a lot of stuff to know how it works. It helps if you learn how to read and understand human language.
And this month's Fundie Science Expert Award goes to -- Robert Byers! But for our other nominees, such as Ken Ham, Ray Comfort, and Kent Hovind, I'd just like to remind you that it's still a dishonor just to be nominated.
~David D.G.
The earth's atmosphere is not made of air, but nitrogen, oxygen, aluminum, iron, zinc, and trace amounts of 20 other elements and some other random gases like maybe argon.
Oh my!
That's just bona-fide, grade A stupid with a cherry on top (and a sprinkle of sugar). Wow. Just when I thought I had a good bead on how fundies think and operate, but no - they still manage to amaze me.
Now now, there's a good fundie .. yes, back in the cage, and then the nice man in the white coveralls will help you sleep. There you go. Hey, when you wake up you can have a glass of lemonade, with or without ice cubes? Or cubes of frozen water - your choice.
Yeah, I mean EVERYBODY knows ice and frozen water are different, one is hard, cold and... waitaminute!
I just did a spitake.
With Earl Grey.
Do you have any idea how deep and terrible a sin it is to spittake with Earl Grey? That shit is fucking expensive in the States, dammnit!
My mother used to say that when you die, Saint Peter sticks you head first over a vat of all the Earl Grey you wasted in your life, and if you drown, you go straight down the Hellevator.
Not to mention my irony meter broke, AGAIN!
I fucking hope you DIAF, you Earl-Grey wasting, irony-meter breaking, uneducated bastard.
Damn, I must have drunk more red wine than I was aware of. That makes no sense, whatsoever.
What's the difference between ice and frozen water? Enlighten us, dear Robert.
Don't worry. He'll abandon that "glaciers were frozen water" belief as soon as some Secular Progressive who's sat through a first grade science class tells him he's right.
Lol..I love this quote. It's right up there with "Why are there still monkeys?" and "Evolution only works if there's something pumping massive amounts of energy into the system from outside it"
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you (drumroll please) this year's undisputed winner of the Total Brain Death Award! All proceeds from this broadcast will help support the families of those who died of hilarity, perplexity, or just plain headsplosion after reading this quote! Please give generously!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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