I've even wondered if the Obama operatives will be able to track down our url on the internet, find out where we live, take away our jobs, etc. Call me paranoid, but I really think his minions are everywhere.
Look what the commie-crat operatives did to Joe The Plumber!!! These people work for the city and state government and they leaked information to the media.
Folks, we're all in trouble if Obama gets elected.
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Paranoid! Paranoid! Paranoid!
Actually, more likely a lunatic or a mental deficient!
@ Mortok,
Yes. Who is this plumber? Is this the:
Young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
Said the girl: Cease your plumbing,
There's somebody coming'.
Said the plumber, still plumbing:Tis me!'
Look what the commie-crat operatives did to Joe The Plumber!!!
Gee, Joe told a bunch of lies and he got found out. How dare those commie-crat operatives tell the truth! [/sarcasm]
Yes, he got exposed as a liar and a cheap opportunist. What a terrible thing. *eyeroll*
Honey, Obama doesn't know about your silly little website full of sad and lonely people with a collective persecutory delusion. For one thing, President-elect Obama has better things to do right now than worry about a website full of crazy internet drama queens.
For another, if he did know about it, it's highly unlikely he'd care. You are not the center of the universe. Please get over yourselves.
"These people work for the city and state government and they leaked information to the media." Yeah, because Toledo plumbing licenses are top-secret material, as opposed to something anyone could go to City Hall and check.
@ mercyandgrace: Recognising you need psychiatric help is the first step.
@ the rest of us:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_the_Plumber
According to Ohio building regulations, Wurzelbacher must maintain his own license to do independent plumbing work,[4] but is not necessary if he works for a plumbing corporation.
He IS a plumber, has all the licences he's currently required to. Lets not commit 'darndest things' ourselves.
The idea of the rapture already makes these people feel as if they are somehow special. Why wouldn't they think that they are the center of the universe, and as so we should expect delusions of importance and persecution. This is why they will be a constant gold mine of quotes, such as the above.
Are you people at RR the only idiots left in the whole world who don't know that Joe The Plumber was exposed as a fraud and a plant from the McCain campaign? Damn, you people not only lie a lot, are paranoid fruitloops, and don't know the Bible, you are also uninformed clowns.
"I've even wondered if the Obama operatives will be able to track down our url on the internet, find out where we live, take away our jobs, etc."
Obama? Nah, he doesn't really care about what you're saying online, idiot.
"Call me paranoid"
You are being paranoid.
I've even wondered if the Obama operatives will be able to track down our url on the internet
You mean Google it, the way everyone does with everything now?
Call me paranoid, but I really think his minions are everywhere.
You are paranoid. He got millions of votes. And most blacks, Hispanics, young people and those with a college education. Know anyone like that?
"Call me paranoid, but I really think his minions are everywhere."
There was probably one under your desk even as you typed that (or behind the curtains ) and they spy on you in the bathroom as well.
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Hurry, before they find out!
I don't think Joe is in the same category as, say, Valerie Plame.
"Trouble" in WashDC will receive its eviction notice before Xmas.
OMG, you're right! Quick, shut down RR, yank your modem out of the wall and never go online again, lest they track you down!
"You are paranoid. He got millions of votes. And most blacks, Hispanics, young people and those with a college education. Know anyone like that?"
I rather doubt that they do.
His name is not Joe and he's not a plumber.
Actually, he's as much a plumber as those who broke into the Watergate.
"Look what the commie-crat operatives did to Joe The Plumber!!!"
So unlike what you bastards tried to do to Obama with your persistent, interminable claims of Muslim, non-American, Antichrist, baby-killer...
It's staggering to think that these nutjobs actually think anyone, let alone the president, thinks that they're important enough to do anything about.
In the unlikely event that this message gets across to RR:
Just because we laugh at you doesn't mean we think you're important.
"Call me paranoid"
Okay. You're paranoid. Take the tinfoil hat off, step away from those David Icke books, and come back to reality, mercyandgrace.
On the other hand, if anonymous* can find RR founder's house that easily, just imagine what the Illuminati/ZOG/Freemasons/NWO/*insert tinfoil hat-wearers most feared shadowy overgovernment of your choice here* can do?!
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!
*- Nice one Anon. mercyandgrace'll be needing clean knickers after that! Nicely evil!
"I've even wondered if the Obama operatives will be able to track down our url on the internet, find out where we live, take away our jobs, etc. Call me paranoid, but I really think his minions are everywhere."
Is it wrong that the fact that he said url rather than ISP is what irritates me most about this post? I must be immune to the fundie by now I'm guessing.
Call me paranoid
You're paranoid.
Feel better now?
You do realize, of course, that if the government ever does legally track your internet activities, it will be in large part thanks to the acts Bush and his minions passed while in the White House.
Yes the government can track down your URL. Bush already took the jobs away, remember last week?
Communism would give jobs to everyone, I don't see the problem there.
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