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Yes there was a Christ! Just you wait... In about 7 years you'll watch the news and hear about people disapearing in the night, leaving their clothes behind. It's called The Rapture. The book of Revelation talks all about. And the Bible doesn't lie... Maybe you should read it sometime... accually I'll just gve you a summary of what happens after the Rapture: God and Satan have a big war and God wins. You'll be on Satan's side if you say that there was never a Christ. Plus, you know how God describes Hell? Eternal burning, eternal falling, and eternal death. Heaven Eternal life and happiness. You will be left behind when the Rapture comes... you'll be stuck in this hell-hole while others are having a party in Heaven.

Yukiechan1958, deviantART 33 Comments [11/5/2008 3:13:57 PM]
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#750640
Marc

"And the Bible doesn't lie"

You're kidding, right? Even if we ignore the scientific errors in the two creation stories, we can't get past Chapter 3 in Genesis without God lying to Adam and Eve. After that, it's mostly downhill.

11/6/2008 1:46:42 AM
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Giveitaday

Yes there was a Christ!

There may have been, but there is absolutely no reliable proof or contemperary documents that detail anything about him.

Just you wait...

I have no intention of waiting for your mythology, you guys have been waiting for this for over 2000 years, when is it going to sink in that you have been stood up?

In about 7 years you'll watch the news and hear about people disapearing in the night, leaving their clothes behind. It's called The Rapture.

Leave their clothes behind? Since when is the Left Behind series part of scripture? Oh yeah... it's not. And what's with the 7 years? Why didn't jesus just return during his disiples lifetimes like he said he would?

The book of Revelation talks all about

Number of references to the Rapture in Revalation? 0. Liars for jesus don't get raptured you know.

And the Bible doesn't lie...

Except for the parts where it does. Like the cud chewing rabbits, the four legged insects, and the imaginary flood, etc.

Maybe you should read it sometime...

I've probably read it more times, and in more versions than you have.

accually I'll just gve you a summary of what happens after the Rapture: God and Satan have a big war and God wins.

That's not a summary, that's a claim

You'll be on Satan's side if you say that there was never a Christ

Except I don't belive there is a satan. And since your global snuff fantasy in no likely to happen that matter or who's on who's side is pointless really

you know how God describes Hell?

The bible is kind of vague on that subject, and your "god" dosen't exactly do much speaking for himself.

Eternal burning, eternal falling, and eternal death

That's rather paradoxical isn't it?

Heaven Eternal life and happiness.

Really? I've always heard that heaven was getting a mind wipe and then spending eternity bowed down at the feet of "god" and singing his praises.

You will be left behind when the Rapture comes...

And you have this "special knowledge" how? Are you claiming to know who is and isn't supposed to be raptured?

you'll be stuck in this hell-hole while others are having a party in Heaven

I highly doubt they will be parties in heaven, your "god" tends to frown on things like the personal indulgence of having fun. But like I said before, you are obsessed with a global snuff fantasy. Do you think that you "god" would want you to sit around with giddy anticipation, just waiting for all the "sinners" to be killed?


11/6/2008 3:18:12 AM
#838858


Temper tantrum for Jesus?

Seriously he/she needs a time out.

1/4/2009 1:23:55 PM
#838880
Canadiest

Always the claim it's in the Bible, sometimes pinpointed to Revelation.

Chapter and verse fundies. Where?

Not that it matters but if you guys keep adding shit that isn't there it's harder to pinpoint the stupids origin

1/4/2009 2:16:09 PM
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"you'll be stuck in this hell-hole while others are having a party in Heaven." -
whoooh party in heaven! Whose going? (checks guest list full of Fundie nutcases) nah I think I'll give that party a miss if its all the same.

3/14/2011 7:35:06 AM
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Anon-e-moose

"Just you wait... In about 7 years you'll watch the news and hear about people disapearing in the night, leaving their clothes behind. It's called The Rapture. The book of Revelation talks all about. And the Bible doesn't lie..."



Even she knows that the rain must stop eventually, so she can go out and play. Enjoy your wait Yukiechan.

...oh, and that (C)Rapture? It's an extra-Biblical lie. As you'll discover sooner - when in 2015 (according to the date of your post), or later, on your deathbed...

...the Bible did lie.

>:D

3/14/2011 10:56:59 AM
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Karana

So God can actually defeat Satan but is letting him run amuck because God's an asshole?(not that either exist of course..)

1/2/2012 7:29:42 PM
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KillerLoli

"In about 7 years you'll watch the news and hear about people disapearing in the night, leaving their clothes behind."

Or they could just be participating in an orgy.

1/2/2012 7:36:25 PM
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