I always pick up after my dogs....EXCEPT if there's an OBAMA sign in the yard!
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haha, GObama! Now he is President-Elect and Australia is happy (just check out our constant news coverage...in fact, i liked Obama's speech so much, it made me proud to be an American for about a minute because i temporarily forgot that i was australian...sad, but true!)
How kind of you.
Karma's a bitch, huh?
"I could find about 10 equivalents to this sentiment in our forums right here."
No you couldn't. We're squeaky clean, lovable folk who would never express that kind of sentiment at all [whistles innocuously].
@ Jaces Ci
Hahahahaha, me too! =D
With all the talk of Obama and McCain on TV lately, my two year old daughter learned to start saying Barack Obama. Whenever we'd try to get her to say John McCain, she'd just blow a raspberry. Along with the fact that she can count to 8 and knows some basic shapes and colors, she shows herself to be much smarter than most fundies. With that being said, I wish I knew where this guy's house was. I'd bring my dog and let her shit all over your yard, porch, driveway, sidewalk, and let her piss on your tires.
This is weird, because I tried to find the actual pic to post a link that will always be valid (Postsecret refreshes evey Sunday and you're SOL unless you saved the link) but this one is not there anymore. It used to be, I saw it myself! Too divisive, I guess?
(One reader comment said something like 'You're just making us associate republicans with more shit.)
Hm. Then I shall install a camera, collect the turds, construct a hydraulic slingshot which I shall hide in the bushes, and the next time I see your mutt crapping in my yard and your lazy ass not picking it up I'll hurl it's shit right back at you. Fair?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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