[RE: "Being gay is not natural. And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts..."]

Eyeglasses go on your eyes to improve them. Using homosexuality logic, you would put them up your anus at your leisure.

Air conditioning is used to cool things, homosexuality logic: install them 1 foot apart in Antarctica so everyone can stick their glasses up their anus and bask in the Antarctic sun on lawn chairs while wearing Speedos.

silicon breasts... are for enhancing your sex appeal. Homosexuality logic, implant a silicon breast inside your reproductive organ to make it look more appealing while prancing around in Antarctica while wearing a Speedo to cool yourself by the air conditioners placed there to cool you while enjoying the glasses in your anus.

Use your reproductive organs to reproduce, that is normal.

[RE: "In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America."]

theocracy means: the direct rule of God. Morals are religious beliefs. Our laws are made by what our country sees as moral. America is a religion.