@Brain_In_A_Jar
"Not that I'm supporting the wretched stuff, but what is Coca Cola, if not American?"
Heh, just consider youself lucky that Coca-Cola isn't British, then antitox & co. on Ruptured Retards would have to sing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2eEWlyVoxQ*
(*sings*):
'Baby I will be
Your ever lovin' fan.
Give me the drink
I really love
A bottle or a can...'
*BUCK-BUCK-BUCK-BAWWK!*
'...it's frothy man!
I don't wanna drink no ocean
'Cos man, that's really rough
But when it comes to Cresta
Here's one bear
That just can't get enough!
It's frothy, man!'
X3
PROTIP: Just as Cresta was made by Schweppes all those years ago (hell, I'm showing my age! XP ), the licenced bottlers & distributors of Coca-Cola (and related products) in the UK today is Cadbury-Schweppes.
Oh, and if you want a real nostalgia blast, cop for this particular Pepsi advert from the 70s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7vfl5iRueU&NR=1
*- Said page also includes that Coke advert ('I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing'), as well as the classic R Whites Lemonade advert, featuring Elvis Costello's father as the 'Secret Lemonade Drinker'.
Nostalgia bombs all round, I'll wager! Mine's a large one, landlord. And I'll have a stiff one too.
...then give me a Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall, followed by a Blowjob, and a Screaming Orgasm.
...and a drink as well.
[/Finbarr Saunders]