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What do these people do around the time that their prophecies are supposed to come to pass? Do they have a party and count it down, or what?
Something tells me they aren't so much relieved as disappointed when their predictions turn up wrong, and that's kind of depressing.
What a hopeless prediction ... didn't even come true.
Now, let me show you how to do a proper prediction about future events.
So I sayeth unto thee all, tomorrow, at nightfall, the sun will set in the west. And lo and behold, this shall surely come to pass, and so you might bask in the fading glory of Amon Ra. Also, I sayeth unto thee all that the sun shall also rise again the next day, and then the sun shall rise in the east. And Amon Ra's glory shall once again shine upon the earth.
Addendum to previous prediction.
Lo and behold I sayeth unto thee all that though the sun mightst set in the west, and henceforth rice in the east, the skies might be cloudy. And if such is the case then I sayeth unto thee all that behind the clouds the sun always shines, and behind the clouds it will also set in the west and rise again in the east. Such is the cycle of the sun, and I sayeth this unto you all so that thou mightst bask in the glory of Amon Ra.
You know, I could continually predict "Tomorrow a target in the U.S. will be attacked". If I am persistent and do this everyday and long enough, at some point it will inevitably happen and I can claim: "See? I told you so! It's all right there in the Bible!"
@ Journeyer:
Tcha. Typical theist cop-out. I'll believe in this here sun thingy when I can see it, I tells you.
Incidentally, how did these dudes do at prophesying 9/11?
Ah. Prediction didn't come true? No problem. Make up a new one:
They even recycled half the text from the other one. :/
"We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud between October26 and November3, which is 1026-1103, 2008."
I must have missed that on the news...
"And if it doesn't happen, we'll do it ourselves, just to prove we were right!"
I don't get why people have to search for "hidden prophecies" in everything. This "Bible code" shit is every bit as stupid as the "pyramid code" people were talking about 100 years ago.
i have a vision. Maybe all the fundies died out / have deconverted a long time ago, and all this noise is being generated by POEs mocking each other. I propose to have a Coming Out As A POE Day, say the 30th of November, when all POEs can confess to their deeds and the dead corpse of Western Christian fundamentalism can be buried. It will be a hell of a party; the Phelps family, the Schlaflys, all of Rapture Ready ..
tl;dr: probable POE
a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud between October26 and November3, which is 1026-1103, 2008
...nearly a decade later, the only government related target hit has been the orange retard in the White House: a bombshell fired by messrs. Comey & Rogers.
Oh, and check out their home page:
http://www.truebiblecode.com/
We now predict the 2nd and 3rd fire signs of 1Kings18 to occur on March 29th, 2017 at around 11:20, 4 hours of Revelation 9:15 after sunset, and on April 4th, 2017 during the 4th hour after midnight (between 03:00 and 04:00).
It's nearly 31st March as of this posting (UK time; 11:24 PM). A distinct lack of anything that could be considered 'bad' in New York or London, LiesBabbleChode.
But you keep watching the films "Olympus/London Has Fallen". They may become documentaries one day. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
But not today.
Confused?
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