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[On how the anti-Christ will explain the Rapture]He's probably going to say that humans are undergoing an 'evolution' of sorts. Like an old Physics teacher in my high school told me: '... when there are too many people in the world, the world takes care of itself by eliminating half the population.'... In a nutshell, I think the AC is going to say that we didn't survive the evolution of Earth and that they did, thus, they are the better species.

Docpro, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#119680

ScienceIsGreen

yes with disease, and famine, war all of which lead to deaths... strangely like the four horsemen, however I wouldn't consider any of these a Rapture

12/13/2006 11:57:54 AM

#1035300

Trask

The fuck was your physics teacher doing talking about biology?

10/10/2009 11:40:57 PM

#1035306

Jack D

The Antichrist is a cool breath of fresh air, sort of like air conditioning...good ol' AC

So the moment the fundies leave Earth, THAT'S when science begins to function normally. I wonder if the planet will then suddenly become billions of years old

10/11/2009 12:42:21 AM

#1035309

louislois

10/11/2009 1:15:56 AM

#1035318

Clown

Wtf does this have with rapture?

10/11/2009 3:12:36 AM

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Quantum Mechanic

That was the janitor, your high school never had a physics teacher.

7/5/2011 8:32:46 AM

#1390521

Iel

If the Rapture were to happen, the first thing I would do would be GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT.

4/7/2012 10:45:55 AM

#1390524

Filin De Blanc

I like the implicit assumption that all the nonbelievers have the same shitty understanding of science the fundies do.

4/7/2012 11:07:59 AM

#1443922

Ebon

You use that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

9/5/2012 4:00:06 PM