McCain is closing fast by the minute in the battleground states plus PA. and this is according to Fox, Chris Wallace. It really looks as though McCain is going to pull it out.There are prayer chains going on across our country for God to protect our nation from evil and elect trustworthy people as our leaders.
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I don't know much about Esther, but since women normally had to do something quite impressive to get a mention in the bible, I can only assume that the only thing she and Palin and have in common is a vagina.
There are prayer chains going on across our country for God to protect our nation from evil and elect trustworthy people as our leaders.
Our nuclear arsenal is safe from Sarah Palin. Sounds like things worked out after all.
"It really looks as though McCain is going to pull it out."
Of Sarah Palin? Why, that horny old goat!
For those of you that don't know. API or African Press International was a supposed African news service that had a tape in which Michele Obama (supposedly) revealed secrets about her husband(including that he wasn't truly born in America) and asked for their help in covering up facts. They supplied this tape to some right-wing pundits and GOPFOXNEWS and demanded it be played over the US airwaves. Apparently common sense prevailed and although it was passed about and mentioned by some right-wing media outlets, it was not widely distributed or played while some sources checked it's authenticity. They dropped it like a hot potato when it was discovered by (to their credit) some RIGHT-WING sources that apparently that API was a front for our old racist buddies at Stormfront. Apparently Watch missed the memo that it had been exposed.
There's a saying: The candle which burns the brightest burns the fastest. Palin's trajectory from being unknown to being in the national spotlight was impressively steep, but she's already burned out, returning to Alaska in disgrace as a caricature. I don't know who the Republicans will nominate for President or Vice President in 2012. But it won't be Palin.
"It really looks as though McCain is going to pull it out."
WHOOOO
"There are prayer chains going on across our country ... to ... elect trustworthy people as our leaders."
Yeah you guys should have been voting instead, or helping the campaign or something.
I'm too lazy to post it, imagine the "Prayer - How to do jackshit and still feel good about yourself" demotivator goes right here. \/\/\/\/\/
"There are prayer chains going on across our country for God to protect our nation from evil and elect trustworthy people as our leaders."
Really? Wow looks like it worked. Thanks!
(Takes a closer look)
Oh you mean you were praying for McCain? Well looks like your God can't overturn common sense.
I agree. He was closing fast on second place.
BTW: With all these people praying for a McCain victory and him losing, I wonder if these people will now acknowledge that prayer does not work.
It really looks as though McCain is going to pull it out.
- Aren't there laws against doing that sort of thing in public?
- Your prayers have been answered. McCain lost!
As I recall, Esther only got to becoming Queen of Persia by being incredibly good in bed with the King.
>_>
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Not implying anything, of course...
"It really looks as though McCain is going to pull it out"
That's all he can do now. Pull it out & wank over the fantasy of being in the White House. And afterwards, the reality that Barack Obama will be the most powerful man on the planet, and the Democrats will hold sway in BOTH houses.
Meanwhile, McCain will be left with a sticky hand & a piece of wet string he calls a penis.
Enjoy your fantasy, Repubicans. Sucks to be you, right-wingers. And proof of your ultimate FAIL, fundies.
Meanwhile for Democrats, Left-wingers & Atheists: 'YEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSS!!!!! Go OBAMA!!! We are SUPERIOR!!!'
No?! Well what are you waiting for? Get thanking!
"McCain is closing fast by the minute in the battleground states plus PA. and this is according to Fox, Chris Wallace."
Well of course. Who else would say something that stupid?
"It really looks as though McCain is going to pull it out."
Hindsight makes this fucking hilarious.
"There are prayer chains going on across our country for God to protect our nation from evil and elect trustworthy people as our leaders."
Holy shit! Prayer worked!
*converts*
Thanks for your prayers Christians. It made sure God picked a good God fearing, family love, Jesus following Christian Barack Obama as president. He heard you and He answered your prayers. We have a good Christian for president for once!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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