[On their psycho-site crashing due to election]
I haven't been able to get on here for hours. Made me think of how it might be if Obama is elected and pulls the plug on sites like RR.
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Man, the hysteria coming from the loony fundies right now, is just so fucking funny. They're all cowering and crying and expecting to be rounded up and exterminated any minute. Point and laugh, people, point and laugh!
I'm sure you're on his to do list:
1) Sort out economic crisis.
2) Resolve the Iraq/Afghan wars.
3) Shut down Rapture Ready...BWHAHAHA!
Well, to be frank their site should be shut down ... or, even better, hijacked by skilled hackers and turned into a christian themed furry porn site.
Imagine the outrage!
Exerpt from trailer video:
Repetite ad infinitum.
O Noes! Da Self-persecution is at work again!
The president of your republic will have far more on his hands than will allow him time to even consider nonentities, never mind trying to do something he cannot do.
De minimis non curat lex!
I love it! The paranoid looney-toons all try to get on RR at once to commiserate about how sane people didn't buy their "God is a Republican" bullshit, crash their own site, and find a way to turn it into a lie about Obama. You have to be absolutely in awe of that kind of arrogance and hypocrisy, in a sickening kind of way.
What's wrong with these idiots anyway?
It's like they have some bizarre wish to be persecuted, while at the same time having no idea what it would entail.
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Well, to be honest, after almost 8 years of the mental train-wreck who's in the White House now, I can see how some Americans would come to believe otherwise.
@Psittacosis
"They're all cowering and crying and expecting to be rounded up and exterminated any minute."
Ohhhh, if only 'twere so, my friend. If only 'twere so!
Right-wing Xtian fundies need to be in re-education camps to teach them the error of their ways, to reject insane superstitious bollocks, and embrace the one TRUE way - intelligence, common sense, logic, and THINKING FOR YOURSELF.
And the Neo-Nazis need to be in concentration camps, a la Auschwitz - just to see how THEY'D like it?!
Hee hee.
Still, it would be un-Constitutional for Obama to do such a thing, somebody would have his head for that.
Plus, the way the Internet is organized, he would probably have to go straight to the owner / hoster and literally pull a plug.
Because of course the leader of a large industrialized nation has nothing better to do with his time than hunt down end-times cults, find the locations of the servers that host their websites, and shut said servers down. After all, it's not like he has to, you know, run the entire executive branch of the government and serve as commander-in-chief of the US military...
why the fuck would Obama want to shut down your stupid website? I doubt Obama even knows that you and your stupid website even exist, and even if he did, I doubt very much he'd care about it enough to do anything except laugh at your stupidity and paranoia and move onto something more important, like cutting his fingernails.
And the President doesn't have the power to shut down random websites on a whim anyway. The only way he could shut it down is if you were using to do illegal things, and being a bunch of nutty paranoid Christ-Robots isn't illegal.
I'm sure Obama has more important things to think about, like 2 wars, the economy, health care... shit like that.
Funny, they're in such shock that nobody has updated the Rapture Index yet. It's last update was Nov 3.
Then again it peaked back in 01, but still they wait....and wait.... and wait....
2008: Well, he didn't.
2014: Why, would you look at that! Between shipping all the Christians to the FEMA death camps and instituting mandatory gay marriage, Supreme Leader, Communist Star of the Revolution, Emperor-For-Life Barrack Hussein Dahmer Hitler Obama STILL hasn't shut down Rapture Ready!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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