(as Obama is the projected winner of the US presidential election)
I am expecting some weird weather patterns if this guy gets in. Better start stocking up on candles and get that pantry stuffed. That saying God Bless America may not be very popular after this one.
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And prepare those fallout shelters so that you and all of your friends from the Tinfoil Hat Wearing Fundie Death Cult can join you when Obama changes the national anthem and confiscates your Bibles and guns.
Oh yeah, wait...that will never happen.
"I am expecting some weird weather patterns if this guy gets in."
I suspect anything above or below the average temperature for where he happens to be will suffice for "weird" weather.
"Better start stocking up on candles and get that pantry stuffed."
Aren't you going to be raptured right around the time the shit hits the fan? Are you lacking faith in your god or something?
"That saying God Bless America may not be very popular after this one."
You're quite insane. You should fit right in over at Rapture Ready.
Interestingly enough, it went from 75 degrees to 40 here in Nebraska between Monday and today.
OH WAIT THAT'S NORMAL. Move along, then.
*looks outside* It's awful pretty where I am, is that what you mean?
Ya know, if these people would emerge from their basements they would see that weather happens all the time.
I am expecting some weird weather patterns if this guy gets in.
... because God is too stupid and powerless to stop Obama's getting elected, so He'll have a little hissy fit and make the weather bad just to punish us for voting for Obama. [/sarcasm]
Yeah! You know, it's really funny how it was 72 degrees when I got to work this morning, and cloudy, and then I stepped outside at the end of the day and it was 58...
...Oh wait, no, that's just a cold front moving through because winter is fucking coming.
I hate you people. Fairweather patriots, every last one.
Oh, so since Obama's saying "God bless America", you GOP toadies will have to change to something else. You people are pitiful. Hey maybe God let Obama win to get even with all the so-called Christians who were constantly lying about him and violating the 9th commandment for their GOP agenda like you guys at Rapture Ready!
Although I don't agree with the meaning of the phrase, I did like the fact that Obama said, "May God bless the Unites States of America" instead of just "God Bless America." Very few people who use that phrase know how to construct a complete sentence.
@wombat: Captain Haddock is ALWAYS drinking. :D
I dunno if this means anything, but around here the leaves on the trees are changing to all sorts of colors, and then they're falling off the branches. We have dead leaves all over the place. Do you think this is a sign?
@Sasha
I dunno if this means anything, but around here the leaves on the trees are changing to all sorts of colors, and then they're falling off the branches. We have dead leaves all over the place. Do you think this is a sign?
Bits of dead plant falling from the sky! The sun showing less and less each day?
It's the end times people! Run! Run to the hills!
Well, it has been raining since Tuesday....but than again it's November in Vancouver.
Those fundies would love it up here. One second it'll be pouring, the next minute you've got sunshine, and vice versa for the rest of the day. IT'S RAPTURE FUN EVERYDAY !!!!!
...well, apart from this being a very wet May, six years after Obama's election, I dunno.
And considering we in Yorkshire had extremely unseasonal heavy rain throughout June of 2007 , resulting in floods in much of this county - way before Obama's election, and you God-Emperor of Fucking Up George Dumbya Bush was in the White House - you tell me, Ruptured Retards.
The ultra-unseasonal high tide & storm-based floods in the south/south-west of the UK late last year-early this year? Yeah. And when the Environment Minister (after a COBRA meeting) declared that Climate Change is now a proven threat to state security, then that said, God isn't very popular in the already secular UK.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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