The World Hopes for Its First President
What a headline, I knew Satan had a good grip on the media but this is pretty blatant even for him. Would someone slow down the merry-go-round, I'm starting to get really dizzy!
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Oh, hey, Raptards, also CNN used 'holograms' in its
Why are they allowed to vote? Isn't that a bit irresponsible, considering how important the decision is? I mean, we're talking about electing the president of the USA. You need to be intelligent, well informed, sensible and benevolent. Otherwise, you will end up with someone far worse than McCain one day. Maybe even someone like Palin, or even worse still. You shouldn't just elect any moronic hick for this position. It's far too important to be left to idiots.
You may think the world is laughing at you, or shaking their heads in bewilderment, and yes we are... but we're also deeply worried. Your nation is powerful, and what you do affects others, not just yourselves.
@LOLWUT: The only even vaguely logical thing I can find is that he's pro-choice, whereas most people on Rapture Ready are pro-life. Fair enough that they disagree with Obama on that (personally, I do as well, even though I wanted Obama to win), but one-issue voting is utterly stupid at the best of times.
Everything else they can find on him just seems to be some iteration of "lik omg hez teh muzlimzorslol!!!11!!!eleventy-one11!!!*Insert a million emoticons here*"
Simple, the rest of the world wanted Obama to get in becuase tehy felt he would be best for the USAs world wide image.
Nothing "satanic" about it.
Dizzy? (especially with the way CNN covered the election). Poor dear, it must have been all that unbiased coverage, and the flashy graphics displaying the Democrats' victory that made your head spin (especially with all the space in your cranium for those two brain cells to bounce around!). You should go back to watching Fox News, then. Like religion, it does the thinking for you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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