I reacted the exact same way when I saw the Fox headline. Uncontrollable sobbing. I ran to the toilet dry heaving. Then I prayed for us to go home. My husband is not yet saved. We need to pray!
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OH WOW!
Look closely at the thread! There was somebody there named "breakingdawn" who established a contrary position (supported Obama, and chastised the others in the thread for believing / spreading lies).
There are a couple responses to breakingdawn's posts, but where are breakingdawn's posts themselves? *poof* Expunged.
Can't have somebody ruining their little persecution / nihilism / self-worship fantasies, can they?
"I reacted the exact same way when I saw the Fox headline. Uncontrollable sobbing. I ran to the toilet dry heaving."
Oh, good god. Knock it off you big drama queen. You did no such fucking thing and you know it.
"Then I prayed for us to go home. My husband is not yet saved. We need to pray!"
Yes, because it worked oh so well to get McCain into the White House.
I reacted the exact same way when I saw the CNN headline. Uncontrollable sobbing. I ran to my friends and hugged them, and we all cheered and clapped until our hands hurt. Then I prayed for McCain to concede immediately.
Huh! Seems like God answered my prayers, but not yours...
Yeah, my grandmother used to react like that when she didn't get things her way either.
She was schizophrenic.
Maybe you should, y'know, talk to a doctor.
Well,
I better see you this way than (in case of McCain/Palins election) see you being boastful and claiming that now god will lead you to victory over evolutionists/homosexuals/liberals/abortionists and whoever else you fundamentalists see as enemies ;)
I really don't see what's the big deal. In the end McCain is gonna bring the same results as Obama, if not worse.
How you could you not see Obama winning anyway? With all that media attention and Bush hate, there's no chance in another Republican president taking office again.
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Morbo felt like eating humans after Prop. 8 passed. But Morbo had a good reason to be angry.
You pathetic human, on the other hand, should have heaved out your internal organs. Yum, yum.
Seriously, if my 5 year old acted like this she'd get cuffed and told to smarten up.
GROW THE FUCK UP YOU INSOLENT CHILD!
Dammit, why is there no video footage of these fundies completely losing it and running amok around their living rooms, drooling and talking hysterically to their furniture? Or uncontrollable sobbing, dry heaving, and asking for supernatural assistance in a suicide, as the case may be?
I ran to the toilet dry heaving. Then I prayed for us to go home.
Wait, weren't you already at home? Or did you decide to do this frivolous meltdown in a public place?!
Gosh, I wish I could have been there to see you go into uncontrollable sobbing and dry heaving.
Republican misery makes me feel SO good!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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