Q: how come you think its absurd that the greek gods had sex with women, but when you hear of god impregnating mary through the holy spirit you accept it as truth?
"Because God didn't have "sex" with Mary. He simply created 23 chromosomes ex-nihilo inside her egg. You think that someone who can create suns, moons, stars and planets can't create 23 chromosomes?
In the Greek mythologies, the gods had human form and actually had human-style sex with women. It was obviously made from a human perspective."
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If god can create stuff out of nothing, why couldn't he just spawn Jesus? Why bother with pregnancy if you can just have Mary adopt him after he appears out of nowhere?
It would be easier and sound less like a story made up to cover up an affair with Joseph.
Plus, if he had had sex with her, his omnipotent sperm would have blasted her to pieces, much like the hypothetical Lois Lane & Superman scenario
"You think that someone who can create suns, moons, stars and planets can't create 23 chromosomes? "
And yet, he can't do anything else on his own. He repeatedly has to have humans do it for him.
He couldn't even fix his own fuck up without implementing a ridiculously complex Rube Goldberg set-up.
I always wondered why if he could create Adam from dirt, Eve from a rib, why didn't he just "make" Jesus. If he just made him then he would really be divine, not half human, half god. Maybe Adam should really be the one you call "son of God"
just saying :P
...ex-nihilo...
Main Entry:
ex ni·hi·lo
Pronunciation:
\(?)eks-'ne-(h)?-?lo, -'ni-, -'ni-\
Function:
adverb or adjective
Etymology:
Latin
Date:
1656
: from or out of nothing <creation ex nihilo>
This from the same group of people who decry evolution on the basis that "something can't come from nothing".
Maybe you can point to the passage/s in the bible that mention DNA and say that god created it ex nihilo in Maria?
And how can Jesus be the son of god, if he is just the DNA of Maria and a bunch of DNA created out of nothing?
So let's see,,,,, he can create suns, moons, stars, planets,,, he can create 23 chromosomes 'ex-nihilo', and implant them in an egg (non-invasively),,,,, but he's helpless against iron chariots ?
What bible are you readin sonny jim? I don't recall any mention of no 23 fuckin chromosomes. Gee, maybe because chromosomes weren't discovered until some time AFTER the invention of the microscope which over 1500 years after the immaculate conception myth? Furthermore "God created man in his image," which would make the Christian God what again?
Shall we call this an "Embellishing for Jebus Award"?
"Because God didn't have "sex" with Mary. He simply created 23 chromosomes ex-nihilo inside her egg.
Could you please cite the scripture for that? Or did you just invent it “ex-nihilo”?
You think that someone who can create suns, moons, stars and planets can't create 23 chromosomes?
You think [sic] that someone who can survive being eaten by their own father or having a fully grown woman bursting from their head can’t have sex with a human woman?
In the Greek mythologies, the gods had human form and actually had human-style sex with women. It was obviously made from a human perspective."
So God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him; male and female created He them. (Genesis 1:27)
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