[Possibly the best and worst song in the world at the same time.]
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3831/
When I was a kid I was a la-zy child!
Always skipping schoo-ool
I wuz really wiiiild!
Poor old dad, he went in-sane
Cuz of his little bitch and her luuuv with pain!
So my daddy, he spanked my BUTT!
He turned me into his super spanky slut!
I begged him for his mercy with tears in my eyes
He didn't know that he just showed me
PARADISE!
SPANK!
My booty!
Come on and spank my booty!
Spank my booty!
Spank my booty REAL good!
Then I met my boyfriend, he was almost 85
Crawling on the floor he knew ALL about life!
I was feeling hor-ny and just couldn't resist-ah!
I had to have him beat me with his maaanly fist!
I started bleeding badly, love at first strike
Since that romantic moment, I crawl by his side
But just the other day
I hit him RIGHT BACK!
The poor old bastard got himself a heeeeaaartattack!!!
SPANK!
My booty!
Come on and spank my booty!
Spank my booty!
Spank my booty REAL good!
Now I'm a little older
Addicted to the whip
When I'm chained to the wall I feel MIIIGHTY hip!
Rings in my nipples, metal in my cheeck
I'm the queen of the club, I look really chique!
I-I-I need to be whipped-ah! MMMMMMM, I love that stuff!
Good ol'fashioned beating, can't get enough!
I still beg my dad on my two bare knees
IIII'LL CRAWL DADDY COME AN' SPANK ME PLEEASE!
SPANK!
My booty!
Come on and spank my booty!
Spank my booty!
Spank my booty REAL good!
(REAL good!)
(REAL good!)